September 27th, 2012 12:43 pm    4 comments

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 27, 2012 – ANOTHER BLAST IN DAMASCUS AT THE MOD

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 27, 2012 – EXPLOSIONS IN DAMASCUS WORK OF JOINT NATO TERRORIST SQUADS Smoke rises from the Ministry of Defense Building after the second bomb was detonated.  (Courtesy AP) On September 25, 2012,  terrorists detonated two suicide bombs inside vans packed with C-4 (Semtex) explosives.  The bombs went off at approximately 7:00 a.m.…

August 21st, 2012 03:08 pm    Comments Off on THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS

THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS

THIRD POST – AUGUST 21, 2012 – MNS REPORTS ASSAD OFFERS ASSANGE U.K. EMBASSY IN DAMASCUS!!! Tonya LeBete reporting from Damascus; Ulysses Upton Ulrich from London; Pablo Escobar from Quito, Ecuador. In a startling new development, President Bashar Al-Assad of Syria, has offered Julian Assange, founder of Wikileaks and asylum seeker, the entire British Embassy…

July 17th, 2012 06:55 pm    Comments Off on THE BOY WHO CRIED: "MASSACRE" OR "WOLF"! IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES WITH CLAIMS OF LIBERATING DAMASCUS.

THE BOY WHO CRIED: "MASSACRE" OR "WOLF"! IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES WITH CLAIMS OF LIBERATING DAMASCUS.

THIRD POST – JULY 17, 2012 – Oh will the saints preserve us from the professional liars.  They rushed like obnoxious little squealers to tattle-tale on the Syrian army.  They pointed fingers and screamed: “Massacre” every time our army surrounded their miscreant deserters and dispatched them.  But now, they are being exposed by a whole constellation of…

May 10th, 2012 05:56 pm    Comments Off on

May 10, 2012 – FIRST POST – THE CELEBRATIONS HAVE ENDED; SARKOZY IS NOW DUST ON OUR TOILET COVER IN THE GARAGE. He has looked better.  Sarkozy expresses rage at French voters who sent him out on a long and well-deserved exile.    Nicolas Sarkozy has just been removed from the short list of nominees…

December 25th, 2011 03:13 pm    Comments Off on INFORMATION FLOWING IN ABOUT EXPLOSIONS IN DAMASCUS;

INFORMATION FLOWING IN ABOUT EXPLOSIONS IN DAMASCUS;

December 25, 2011 – Happy Holidays to all our readers wherever they are.  We are now receiving significant and detailed data about the twin suicide attacks in Kafr Sousa and Maydan.  We will be sharing the information which can be revealed tomorrow after we have had a chance to organize it.  Did it ever occur to anyone that Hillary Clinton…

October 27th, 2011 12:45 pm    Comments Off on THE FOUL SMELL OF ARAB IS BACK IN DAMASCUS;

THE FOUL SMELL OF ARAB IS BACK IN DAMASCUS;

October 27, 2011 – And just when you thought it was safe to breathe the air, Prince Humdrum Son of Doubledrum (a/k/a Prince Fatso) of Gutter arrives at the head of an Arab League delegation committed to bringing together the government of Syria and the dissidents.  We at SyrPer oppose any accomodation with the opposition…

October 24th, 2011 06:22 pm    Comments Off on AMERICAN AMBASSADOR TO DAMASCUS HEADS FOR THE HILLS;

AMERICAN AMBASSADOR TO DAMASCUS HEADS FOR THE HILLS;

FIRST POST – October 24, 2011 – Robert Ford, U.S. ambassador to Syria, has been recalled because of threats against his life which are viewed as credible by our State Department.  If the truth is told, Mr. Ford, is very much wanted in Syria because of his activism in the name of American democracy in…

September 18th, 2011 01:27 pm    Comments Off on PALESTINIANS ON THE THRESHOLD OF THE THIRD INTIFADA; QADDAFI LOYALISTS PEE ON COLONIALIST COLLABORATORS; MEETING OF DWARFS IN DAMASCUS

PALESTINIANS ON THE THRESHOLD OF THE THIRD INTIFADA; QADDAFI LOYALISTS PEE ON COLONIALIST COLLABORATORS; MEETING OF DWARFS IN DAMASCUS

September 18, 2011 – Its a Sunday with a lot of news going on.  The Palestinians of the West Bank are pressing the issue of statehood in the U.N. despite pathetic, disgraceful efforts by some European countries to stave off a major debacle for Oreo Obama and his bevy of fat female frogs at Foggy…