November 13th, 2016 09:13 am    281 comments

OVER 100 RODENTS DIE IN AL-ASSAD SUBURB IN ALEPPO AFTER ITS LIBERATION; KHAAN AL-SHAYKH READY TO FALL TO THE SAA; SLEEPER CELL CLOSED DOWN IN HAMA

ALEPPO:  The count is encouraging.  During the battle to retake the Dhaahiyat Al-Assad suburb, the Syrian Army confirmed killing 32 rodents from the Harakat Nooreddeen Al-Zangi, 81 Nusra/Alqaeda vermin and 10 Al-Hizb Al-Turkistaani vultures.  With MInyaan now liberated, too, the only Aleppan issue to be resolved is the struggling rats inside the eastern flank of…

November 10th, 2016 10:45 am    197 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO HILLARY CLINTON; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-HIKMA SCHOOL; AIR FORCE FLATTENS SENIOR COMMANDER OF JAYSH AL-ISLAM

Our blue-eyed prez has got to go through the painful drudgery of valediction again in the aftermath of Hillary Clinton’s rousing defeat on Tuesday, November 8, 2016.  Most of us wept with joy at seeing the sullen crone go down the chute to the inevitable chamber-pot of dashed hopes, vanished dreams and foiled schemes.  Like…

November 7th, 2016 09:21 am    197 comments

SYRIAN ARMY TAKES CONTROL OF AL-RAKHM HILL AT ACADEMIES; ALQAEDA’S LOSSES “MASSIVE”; SYRIAN ARMY FOILS ATTACK IN HAMA AND SEIZES HUGE AMERICAN CACHE OF WEAPONS IN DAMASCUS

ALEPPO:  Jaysh Al-Fath and Nusra/Alqaeda cannot be looking at very encouraging statistics from their doomed campaign to lift the siege of East Aleppo.  This area is crucial to the American/Saudi/Zionist/Turk plan to retain trump cards at any negotiation with the Assad government of Syria.  But the siege remains in place and the cordon sanitaire around…

November 1st, 2016 08:51 am    297 comments

TAL KURDI FREED OF TERRORIST STENCH; SAA ON VERGE OF ENTERING DOUMAA; LEBANON’S NEW PRESIDENT, A VICTORY FOR HZB AND SYRIA–THE REASONS THE ENEMY BROKE DOWN

DAMASCUS:  The Syrian Army is on the verge of taking back Doumaa, the last stronghold of the cretinous Saudi-funded Jaysh Al-Islam, once led by the supercilious knucklehead named Zahraan ‘Alloosh whose remains are yet to be found.   The Syrian Army has confirmed entering Tal Kurdi which is the entryway into Doumaa.   Intercepted chatter from JI…

October 30th, 2016 01:13 pm    197 comments

DOUMAA: SYRIAN ARMY ON VERGE OF EXPELLING TERRORISTS; NO MORE CEASE FIRES IN ALEPPO! PROPAGANDA CAMPAIGN IN WEST UNPRECEDENTED

DAMASCUS:  I have been telling you for many months that the Saudi-financed Jaysh Al-Islam terrorist enterprise is finished.  Since the day the Syrian Air Force killed the notorious devil-worshiping child molester and fecal fetishist, Zahraan ‘Alloosh, this gang of psychos has lost heart and has been negotiating settlements with the inhabitants of the areas they infest…

October 26th, 2016 09:07 am    329 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES THROUGH ALQAEDA DEFENSES IN DOUMAA ADVANCING MIGHTILY; ARMY STORMING SOORAAN; SAA BRACING FOR CONFRONTATION WITH TURK DEGENERATES

DAMASCUS: The terrorist groups fighting relentlessly in the East and West Ghouta have lost so many of their experienced commanders that you can simply tell by the unprofessional manner of their communications.  In Doumaa, at the edge of Jisreen Farms and Al-Muhammad Farms, the SAA is pounding withering positions every hour of every day and…

October 23rd, 2016 11:29 am    116 comments

TERRORISTS SMASHED IN JAWBAR LEAVING THEIR DEAD BEHIND; SYRIAN AIR FORCE DEMOLISHES TURK RATS IN LATAKIA; HUGE GAINS IN HAMA; JAYSH AL-ISLAM IS LEAVING DOUMAA

LATAKIA:  The Syrian and Russian air forces have raised the number of sorties in northeast Latakia pummeling the Nusra/Alqaeda group and its unfortunate allies in the Turkestaan Party.   On Friday, October 21, 2016, the aircraft bombed Tirdeen Village, Kafr Sind, Al-Kinda and west of Kifaaf Rujoob causing casualties so extensive my source in the area…

October 16th, 2016 01:52 pm    422 comments

MA’ARDAS IN HAMA LIBERATED; JAYSH AL-FATH DEALT MORTAL BLOW; SAA ENTERS KHAAN AL-SHAYKH; SAA LIQUIDATES SCORES OF RODENTS IN ALEPPO; TERRORIST LINES SHATTERED

HAMA:  In a startling new development, the Syrian Army, buoyed up by a string of remarkable successes,  has devastated the Jaysh Al-Fath terrorist organization, run by the Saudi parasite and pederast, ‘Abdullah Al-Muhaysini,  by liberating a crucial town on the Aleppo-Damascus Highway.  The liberation of Ma’ardas crowns successive waves of victories over the last few…