February 25th, 2016 10:50 am    149 comments

DAMASCUS: SAHNAAYAA LIBERATED AS ARMY FLOWS INTO DAARAYYAA; SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES ALQAEDA IN DER’AH; ARMY AND ALLIES VANQUISH ISIS IN DAYR EL-ZOR

________________________________________________ DER’AH: The Southern Front is a joint British/American/Zionist disaster.  Not only have the training bases in Jordan amounted to nothing more than factories for the production of carcasses and bags of simian fertilizer,  they have also exposed the villainy of the entire Hashemite line of traitors – and now for even the most hardened…

February 10th, 2016 01:42 pm    119 comments

37 RATS BITE DUST IN DAARAYYAA; SYRIAN ARMY BUSTS ALQAEDA AT SALAMIYYA

Zowie! Look at that cannon on that tank.  DAMASCUS: Daarayyaa:  A sad day for the rodent world.  Saudi Arabia sheds a tear.  Erdoghan’s Turkey bewails the loss of its favorite heretics and blasphemers.  Yesterday and today, the Syrian Army blasted into fortifications killing all these rodents belonging to “Al-Kateebat Al-Muwahhada” (the Unified Brigade) of the…

February 7th, 2016 12:56 pm    193 comments

OBITUARY FOR PRESIDENT ASSAD’S MOTHER, ANEESA MAKHLOOF; GENERAL FURAYJ VISITS ‘ITMAAN; SYRIAN ARMY BEGINS CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE AL-RAQQA; SAA’S TIGER APPROACHES AL-BAAB

DAMASCUS/LATAKIA:  SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE HUMBLY EXTENDS ITS DEEPEST CONDOLENCES TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC, DR. BASHAR AL-ASSAD, UPON THE PASSING AWAY OF HIS MOTHER, ANEESA MAKHLOOF; OUR CONDOLENCES TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE ASSAD, MAKHLOOF AND SHAALEESH FAMILIES OF QARDAAHA IN LATAKIA PROVINCE.   The president’s mother died peacefully on Saturday, February 6, 2016,…

February 2nd, 2016 02:58 pm    129 comments

ALEPPO: SYRIAN ARMY ROLLS TOWARD ANKARA; ERDOGHAN IN THROES OF HYSTERIA; OPPOSITION INSISTS ON CEASE FIRE

ALEPPO:  The SAA and its allies are causing the Turks and their minions much intestinal distress.  Wael tells me that the SAA’s MI people are listening in on conversations, chatter really, on the airwaves indicating a paroxysm of horror with Turk and British-accented vermin barking into speakers and threatening terrorists under their command.  The terrorists,…

January 22nd, 2016 09:20 am    98 comments

TERRORISTS LEAVE SOUTH DAMASCUS IN HUMILIATING TRUCE; RATS WHACKED AND ASSASSINATED IN IDLIB/HAMA; SYRIAN AIR FORCE DEMOLISHES ISIS IN DAYR EL-ZOR

DAMASCUS:   Al-Qadam Suburb:  This area was once infested with the plague of ISIS, inter alia.   Today, it is free.  The Syrian Army has welcomed over 500 families during the last 3 days as they were shipped in to their homes by 25 government-provided buses.  The agreement to vacate this suburb was a degrading one…

January 13th, 2016 12:16 pm    344 comments

LATAKIA: SYRIAN ARMY ON TURKISH BORDER AS MORE TOWNS LIBERATED; TERRORIST ATTACK ON ‘ADRAA REPELLED; RATS WIPED OUT IN JISR AL-SHUGHOOR

LATAKIA: Al-Maarooniyyaat Village north of Salmaa:  The Republican Guard is on a roll in northeast Latakia Province.  This village was just liberated last night after 80% of the Alqaeda rodents were exterminated with the rest rushing helter-skelter to Al-Rubay’ah on the Turk border.  A huge cache of weapons and ammo was uncovered after the rodents…

January 4th, 2016 09:13 am    68 comments

DOUMA DEFENSES FALLING APART; MAJOR DEFECTION IN RANKS OF OPPOSITION; SYRIAN ARMY AMBUSHES ALQAEDA IN LATAKIA; TERRORIST RATS TRY COUNTER-ATTACK AND FLOP IN DER’AH

DAMASCUS:  Once a charismatic rat like ‘Alloosh gets flushed down the toilet to the main sewer in Hell, you can expect pandemonium to rule the day.  The terrorist presence in the Doumaa area is growing increasingly sparse with only the most die-hard elements remaining.  A group calling itself Liwaa` Al-Maghaaweer, a tarted-up gang of Schwarzenegger…

December 31st, 2015 11:16 am    91 comments

MAHEEN AND SHAYKH MISKEEN LIBERATED AS SYRIAN ARMY PURSUES AMERICAN-SUPPORTED TERRORISTS; QUNAYTRA: SAMADAANIYYA LIBERATED AMIDST TERRORIST FLOPS

Syrian soldiers pose for photos demonstrating the jubilation they experienced after delivering the knockout blow to Nusra/Alqaeda at West Al-Samadaaniyya in the Golan Heights.  Both the SAA and PDC combined their forces to successfully eradicate the rodent presence from this picturesque village.  The net result is that both Nusra and the so-called FSA-Southern Front have…