March 3rd, 2014 01:20 pm    52 comments

AL-SAHL LIBERATED; SYRIANS CLAMOUR IN THE STREETS OF QUNAYTRA AND HOMS FOR MORE PROTECTION FROM RATS; DAYR EL-ZOR SEES FRESH SAA TRIUMPHS; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

Al-Sahl:  Syrian Army has liberated the entire town of Al-Sahl from top to bottom.  All rat nests have been cleared and all rats killed.  My sources tell me that women came out of their homes to kiss Syrian soldiers and throw flowers at them.  SANA is in Al-Sahl now and we expect to see photos…

February 6th, 2014 10:56 am    13 comments

FEBRUARY 6, 2014 – SYRIAN SPECIAL FORCES CLEAR MOUNTAINS FROM HOMS TO LEBANON; NOTORIOUS ALQAEDA RAT KILLED IN LATAKIA; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

HOMS: CONFIRMED; SYRIAN SPECIAL FORCES ANNIHILATE  LAST VESTIGES OF JABHAT AL-NUSRA FROM MOUNTAIN CHAIN WEST OF HOMS ALL THE WAY TO LEBANON.    Look at the following map carefully and see the mountain range extending southwest from Homs to the notorious ‘Arsaal in Lebanon where thousands of rat terrorists have made their base in order…

January 11th, 2014 03:43 pm    43 comments

ALEPPO’S TERRORISTS EATING EACH OTHER IN ORGY OF CARNAGE; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

The news has done an about-face.  Now, we are finding ourselves covering the war between the various rodent terrorist armies, and not the war the SAA is waging against them.  Amazingly, everything has done a topsy-turvy.  My sources are sending me reports about this Saudi-backed group slaughtering this other Saudi-backed group.  Don’t believe, even for…

January 3rd, 2014 08:30 pm    75 comments

JABHAT AL-NUSRA FLOPS IN ATTEMPT TO RE-OCCUPY AL-QUSAYR/TAL KALAKH; ROUT OF FOREIGN RATS IN LATAKIA; HUGE NUMBERS SURRENDER IN DAMASCUS; ALEPPO STRATEGY ON TARGET; NEWS AND COMMENTARY;

LATAKIA: Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.787184&lon=36.039834&z=16&m=b Al-Rubay’ah:  SAA and NDF used human intelligence sources and drones to track these rodents trying to establish a salient south of the town in a warehouse.  The ISIS rats were annihilated to a rodent: Wissaam Al-Imbeeni (Identified by letter in his cargo pocket.  Believed to be Tunisian) Luke Baroodi (Bizarre name. …

December 31st, 2013 03:50 pm    40 comments

TERRORISTS TAKE A DRUBBING IN IDLIB; MAJOR ADVANCES IN ALEPPO; SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES RODENTS IN LATAKIA; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

These Tunisian rodents appear surprised by the trip they are taking.  Maybe it’s just my imagination. IDLIB: Al-Habeet: The terrorist rodents paid for by Saudi Scarabia and Prince Bandar Ibn Gibbon celebrated the New Year by dying in large numbers.  The Jabhat Al-Nusra, proven so incompetent in past engagements, outdid itself by getting encircled and…

December 30th, 2013 08:30 pm    31 comments

SYRIAN AMERICAN FORUM TOUR DE FORCE AS AMBASSADOR JAAFARI LAYS OUT THE WAR CRIMES; GRAND MUFTI HASSOON AND DEPUTY PATRIARCH LOUQAA CHAMPION TOLERANCE AND FRATERNITY; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

It was to start at 4:00 p.m. but because Dr. Jaafari’s travel connections delayed him, the affair did not start until 5:30 p.m. after Dr. Jaafari had landed and passed through the usual post-9-11 unpleasantness’s. Luckily, many friends were in attendance so I wasn’t left to doze off in the lobby of the Burton Manor.…