January 12th, 2012 05:57 pm    Comments Off on WE HAVE ROUTED THE CYBER-ATTACK AND ARE BACK IN PRINT;

WE HAVE ROUTED THE CYBER-ATTACK AND ARE BACK IN PRINT;

January 12, 2012 – FIRST POST – WE CAN ANNOUNCE THAT OUR EFFORTS TO REPEL A CYBER-ATTACK ON OUR BLOGSITE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY SUCCESSFUL.  You can all look forward now to the same, reliable and incisive reportage to which all of you have become accustomed. ANWAR MALIK, alleged Arab League monitor in Syria is a…

December 22nd, 2011 01:25 pm    Comments Off on NEWS FLASHES FROM AROUND THE WORLD;

NEWS FLASHES FROM AROUND THE WORLD;

December 22, 2011 – Some “observers” from the Arab League have begun to arrive as a “forward team” to prepare the groundwork for the full complement of mostly CIA-approved monitors.  Syria is betting that after the monitors get a good look at the terrorists attacking civilian infrastructure in the country, they will report back positively about the…

December 11th, 2011 05:05 pm    Comments Off on NEWT GINGRICH: HISTORICAL BUFFOON ISSUES OPINION ABOUT PALESTINIANS; BBC IS NOW NOSE TO NOSE WITH NYT IN THE FANTASY CATEGORY; NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR CATARRH; SYRIAN FM ANNOUNCES: NO MORE NICE GUY

NEWT GINGRICH: HISTORICAL BUFFOON ISSUES OPINION ABOUT PALESTINIANS; BBC IS NOW NOSE TO NOSE WITH NYT IN THE FANTASY CATEGORY; NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR CATARRH; SYRIAN FM ANNOUNCES: NO MORE NICE GUY

December 11, 2011 – You must have heard Newt Gingrich’s recent catastrophic pronouncement – Palestinians are an invented people!  I knew Gingrich was daft about ten years ago just after the 9/11 tragedy.  Interviewed by CNN concerning “profiling”, he mentioned that it worked in identifying Arabs who were intent on doing this country harm.  To…

November 21st, 2011 03:31 pm    Comments Off on RUSSIAN FLEET MAY CONTAIN TWO AIRCRAFT CARRIERS;

RUSSIAN FLEET MAY CONTAIN TWO AIRCRAFT CARRIERS;

November 21, 2011 – My friend Ali, who diligently watches the news and reads about new developments with the industriousness of a North American beaver has told me that the Russian fleet will be accompanied by two aircraft carriers.  This has not been confirmed and my sources in Latakia say that only battle cruisers have…

November 17th, 2011 03:03 pm    Comments Off on MONARCH OF MYTHICAL KINGDOM OF JORDAN OFFERS SAGE COUNSEL TO DR. ASSAD;

MONARCH OF MYTHICAL KINGDOM OF JORDAN OFFERS SAGE COUNSEL TO DR. ASSAD;

November 17, 2011 – SECOND POST TODAY – KING SQUAT SON OF TOM THUMB TYRANT has conveyed his vapid views to the BBC three days ago during which he ranted about Dr. Assad stepping down as president of the Syrian Arab Republic.  This remark ignited a cascade of laughter and derisive hoots from the readership who…

November 14th, 2011 01:48 pm    Comments Off on HOMS QUARTERS LIBERATED FROM JIHADIST GARBAGE; BBC HILARIOUS COVERAGE;

HOMS QUARTERS LIBERATED FROM JIHADIST GARBAGE; BBC HILARIOUS COVERAGE;

November 14, 2011 – Homs is Syria’s third most populous city behind Damascus and Aleppo.  It is the birthplace of giants like the Empress Julia Domna, wife of Roman Emperor Septimius Severus.  She is the mother of a dynasty, the Severans, who ruled Rome competently most of the time, and shabbily some of the time. …

November 9th, 2011 03:40 pm    Comments Off on UN CHAIWALLAHS DEPLORE 3,500 DEATHS IN SYRIA AMID PROOF THE FIGURES ARE FABRICATED; SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE INVITES BURHAN GHALIOUN TO JOIN SHAPUR BAKHTIAR AND SALAHUDDIN BITAR; BBC ABOUT TO BE OUTED BY WIKILEAKS; SARKOZY CALLS ZIONIST P.M. LIAR, OBAMA WALLOWS IN SELF-PITY;

UN CHAIWALLAHS DEPLORE 3,500 DEATHS IN SYRIA AMID PROOF THE FIGURES ARE FABRICATED; SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE INVITES BURHAN GHALIOUN TO JOIN SHAPUR BAKHTIAR AND SALAHUDDIN BITAR; BBC ABOUT TO BE OUTED BY WIKILEAKS; SARKOZY CALLS ZIONIST P.M. LIAR, OBAMA WALLOWS IN SELF-PITY;

November 9, 2011 – THE UNITED NATIONS HIGH COMMISSIONER FOR HUMAN RIGHTS, that laughable Navi Pillay, has started barking through spokespersons in an effort to deflect attacks on her credibility.  You see, the UNHCFHR (pronounced Unhakfahr), has counted 3,500 killed using its American-supplied abacus board.  Isn’t that figure incredible?  So round.  In truth, the UN is getting its information…

November 5th, 2011 03:31 pm    Comments Off on TEENY-WEENY DEMONSTRATION IN HOMS BECOMES BIG NEWS FOR BBC AND NYT;

TEENY-WEENY DEMONSTRATION IN HOMS BECOMES BIG NEWS FOR BBC AND NYT;

November 5, 2011 – The BBC and NYT are becoming the new Al-Jazeeras of the western world.  It is laughable how these two once venerable institutions have become mouthpieces for exiled Syrian criminals like Rami Abdel-Rahman, Basma Qadmani, Burhan Ghalioun and other riff-raff from the strange mind of Ahmad Chalabi.  Remember Chalabi?  He was one of…