September 26th, 2013 04:03 pm    75 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 26, 2013 – DER’AH: AL-SHAYKH SA’AD LIBERATED AND DELOUSED BY SYRIAN ARMY; NEWS AND COMMENTARY;

DER’AH: SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE ANNOUNCES THE COMPLETE LIBERATION OF AL-SHAYKH SA’AD.  ALL NESTS OF VULTURES, ALL REMAINS OF RODENTS AND ALL TRACES OF THEIR DISEASED PRESENCE HAVE BEEN LIQUIDATED!  THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF A CAMPAIGN THAT WILL BRING ANNIHILATION TO THE AMERICAN-SAUDI-ZIONIST RAT ARMY.  WE ARE PLEASED TO REPORT TO YOU ALSO, THAT OVER…

September 25th, 2013 03:07 pm    26 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 25, 2013 – ALEPPO FOCUS OF SYRIAN ARMY CAMPAIGN; HOMS AND DAMASCUS ABLAZE WITH ARMY VICTORIES; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS: CONFIRMED:  SYRIAN ARMY NOW CONTROLS ENTIRE AREA OF THE ZAMALKAA BRIDGE.  As of last night, 9:30 p.m. Damascus time, all rats trying to hold on to the area of the bridge and its surrounding neighborhoods have been flushed out and exterminated.  Here are some of the names arriving on our desk after PS collected…

September 18th, 2013 04:41 pm    12 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 18, 2013 – DER’AH TERRORISTS ON THE RUN AS SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS THEM ALL OVER PROVINCE; DAMASCUS GHOUTA AFLAME WITH SYRIAN ARMY POWER; RAT-STATS GALORE; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

DER’AH: Despite the assistance of inept American CIA terrorist-enablers and Jordanian traitors, the rat army of the FSA and the Jabhat Al-Nusra are being literally decimated in Der’ah.  Either it is the terrain which is not helpful to surreptitious movement or the generally poor training and discipline of these sub-standard vermin, the Syrian army continues…

September 15th, 2013 06:20 pm    39 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 15, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY IN HOMS ENVELOPS AND ELIMINATES TERRORIST RATS IN LARGE NUMBERS; OL

HOMS: HUGE DEFEAT FOR FSA AND AL-QAEDA AT HANDS OF SYRIAN ARMED FORCES! Al-Hissin:  This ancient Christian town built around a magnificent citadel is the hometown of thousands of Syrians living in Allentown, Pennsylvania.  For a time, it was infested with the plague of the FSA and Jabhat Al-Nusra.  Today, it is almost completely clear…

September 14th, 2013 04:06 pm    73 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 14, 2013 – HUGE ADVANCES IN ALEPPO BY SYRIAN ARMY; U.S. GOV. KNOWS WHO USED SARIN GAS; DAMASCUS FIGHTING IN ENDGAME STAGE; RAT-STATS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

  ALEPPO!  MASSIVE TROOP MOVEMENTS AND HUGE ADVANCES AGAINST OBAMA’S  RAT ARMY:  The stunning victory at Jabal Al-Arba’een where the Syrian army devastated a major rodent infestation has now echoed all over Aleppo as the SAA, militia and NDF go to work to clear out the filthy, disease-carrying vermin who have made life for ordinary…

September 10th, 2013 05:53 pm    93 comments

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 10, 2013 – LAVROV’S QUEEN "CHECK" TO KERRY’S KING; SYRIAN ARMY SHATTERS FSA HOPES IN DAMASCUS, LATAKIA, IDLIB AND HOMS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

  Anybody who thought John Forbes Kerry, America’s Secretary of State, was anything but a failed actor and aging gigolo to homely dowagers, was in for a surprise when he opened his mouth in London and actually, but inadvertently, came up with something almost clever:  If the Syrian government put its vaunted stockpile of chemical…

September 8th, 2013 03:55 pm    145 comments

FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 8, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES OBAMA’S TERRORISTS AGAIN IN LATAKIA; OBAMA SHAMES THE UNITED STATES IN TYPICAL OUTBURST AGAINST PRES. PUTIN;

LATAKIA: HORRIFIC (READ: LOVELY) DISASTER BEFALLS THE NATO/SAUDI RAT TERRORISTS IN LATAKIA.  RATS DIE LIKE LEMMINGS AS SYRIAN ARMY UNLEASHES NEW TECHNOLOGY This soldier draws a bead on crawling vermin in the northern countryside.  He will drop his usual quota. SAAQIYAT AL-KART:  This is again in northern Latakia Province near the Turkish border.  The Syrian…

August 22nd, 2013 03:27 pm    138 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS CANNIBAL LEADER; SYRIAN ARMY CAMPAIGN IN GHOUTA UNSTOPPABLE; ISLAMIST NIHILIST MERCENARY RATS DESPERATE; SAUDI ARABIAN VIRUS LINKED TO SAUDI DIET OF FECES; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

  Written in green paint on the column behind this bearded rat is the now-meaningless mantra: “Allahu Akbar”. This is the “immortal” piece of rodent excrement our army sent to Hell last night. ZAMALKAA:  It’s official:  A rodent famed for eating the flesh of his victims (he’s a rodent, of course), AS’AD SAWSAQ, (a/k/a “Abu…