April 30th, 2014 08:29 am    49 comments

ALEPPO: SYRIAS ARMY LIKE A JUGGERNAUT

  ALEPPO: BIG DAY FOR THE JUNKYARD. SYRIAN ARMY AND NDF DESTROY OVER 50 VEHICLES USED BY RODENTS ALL OVER ALEPPO PROVINCE. Shaykh Najjaar: In the Industrial Zone, SAA clashed with a group of vermin and killed 4, wounding an estimated 9. Central Prison: No more attacks from the rats. Now, it’s the SAA’s turn. …

April 25th, 2014 03:01 pm    43 comments

ALEPPO FALLING INTO HANDS OF SYRIAN ARMY

Note to readers:  Sorry I didn’t post yesterday.  I had to leave town to interpret at a preliminary examination in Mt. Pleasant.  On Saturday, I’ll bring you all up to date on the SAA’s victories all over Syria. ALEPPO:  Old Aleppo: An attempted infiltration into the ‘Abdul-Hameed Al-Zahraawi School was repulsed by NDF.  Wael reports 8…

April 22nd, 2014 06:52 am    5 comments

HOMS AND ALEPPO: GRAVEYARDS FOR TERRORIST RODENTS

  Homs: Jubb Al-Jandali: The SAA has moved slowly to retake institutions in the old city.  Yesterday, SAA troops took over the Al-Waleediyya School and killed 2 rats who stayed behind to catch their red-eye flight to Satan’s Boucherie on the Rue D’Enfer. Tal ‘Umri:  An attack on a military outpost spelled ruination for the…

April 20th, 2014 10:07 am    21 comments

SAA AMBUSH KILLS 184 RATS IN HANAANU : ALEPPO

  ALEPPO: In a shattering response to a “well-planned” attack on the Hanaanu Barracks, the Syrian Arab Army lays down devastation by killing 184 rodents belonging to the Nusra, Jabhat Al-Islam, Ahl Al-Shaam and Jaysh Al-Mujaahideen.  This must have been concocted by the Saudis because it bore all the signs of simian simplicity and utterly…

April 15th, 2014 03:07 pm    12 comments

PRESIDENT ASSADS SAYS GOODBYE TO BANDAR AS CROWDS CHEER ARMY IN ‘ASSAAL AL-WARD

“Good bye, Bandar. Toodleydoo. Arrivederci (but not too soon), Hasta la Vista Baby, Salve Tibi Jerkus, Adieu, Ta ta. Dosvedanye, Y’all don’t come back now ya heah, Bon voyage, A bien tot, Aufwiedersehen……” “Kingdom of the Apes”:  It’s official: Bandar is out as head of General “Intelligence” and Yusuf Al-Idreesi is in.  King Abdullah decreed…

April 12th, 2014 09:45 am    25 comments

ALEPPO AL-ZAHRAA RESIDENCE AREA LIBERATED!

    ALEPPO: Al-Zahraa:  This town is on the path to the liberation of ‘Anadaan, the key to all Aleppo.  Yesterday, we received confirmation from Wael that the residential areas have been deloused completely now and that the remaining areas are in the cross hairs.  SyrPer predicts that all Al-Zahraa will be in the hands…

April 11th, 2014 10:26 am    37 comments

OBAMA ERDOGHAN STILL ON WAR CRIMES PATH

  ALEPPO/HATAY: We have been reading about a new terrorist organization created by the United States War Criminal government of Barack Obama.  The group, according to our sources, is exclusively made up of trainees at U.S. terrorism base in Jordan who were ordered out by the Jordanian government as part of King Abdullah’s recent volte…