June 19th, 2015 02:29 pm    209 comments

A CONFEDERACY OF SATAN’S IMBECILES; ENGLAND’S TERRORISTS STARVING TO DEATH THANKS TO ENGLAND’S OTHER TERRORISTS

ALEPPO: Look folks, the situation in Aleppo close to the Turk border is not looking good for the terrorist cannibals.  One group led by the Caliph of Cockadoodledoo, ISIS, is imposing starvation tactics on Nusra/Al-Qaeda.  Nusra is puzzled why the Turks aren’t coming to their assistance.  Even the sleazy rags, like the NYT,  are bemoaning…

May 12th, 2015 09:21 am    68 comments

JISR AL-SHUGHOOR’S TERRORIST DEFENSES HAVE COLLAPSED; SYRIAN ARMY BRACING FOR FINAL ASSAULT; ALL ENTRANCES UNDER ARMY CONTROL

IDLIB: The evolution of the assault on Jisr Al-Shughoor to both evacuate 250+ Syrian Army regulars and their families and all patients and staff at the National Hospital took a major turn yesterday when the Syrian Army High Command announced “complete artillery control over all entryways into the town”.  In addition to this development, the…

April 29th, 2015 11:58 am    394 comments

DAMASCUS: ALQAEDA ZIONIST TERRORISTS DIE IN DROVES; ALEPPO’S DAY IN THE SUN, AT LAST

ALEPPO:  While most people’s eyes have been fixed on events in Idlib Governorate, there has been expansive action all over Aleppo with the Syrian Army squelching Erodoghan’s efforts to seize this singularly important northern capital.   Kafr Sagheer and Duwwayr Al-Zaytoon:  On the Turk border lies this major supply route to the terrorists.  It has…

April 23rd, 2015 02:47 pm    114 comments

PRELUDE TO RETAKING ALL IDLIB: NEW SYRIAN AIR FORCE OFFENSIVE IN IDLIB SHATTERS TERRORIST LINES WITH MANY RODENTS KILLED AND WOUNDED; ALEPPO ABLAZE!

IDLIB: No sooner had we posted our first report of the day in SyrPer than we received a batch more reports about a powerful new air offensive in the skies over Idlib Province that has busted whole lines of terrorists on the roads and villages of this once lush and fruitful area devastated by the…

April 17th, 2015 02:52 pm    114 comments

IDLIB AND ALEPPO: THE BLOODIED BEARDS OF TURKEY’S TERRORISTS

ALEPPO:   The “Factory Area” (Al-Ma’mal) between Al-Jood Association and Bayaanoon Village saw wild and wooly moments as the Syrian Army continued its march toward Turkey.  A van loaded with 7 rats was destroyed and all their weapons and ammunition seized for distribution to our militias.   Many of our readers are contacting me about…

April 14th, 2015 11:09 am    36 comments

BLOW OUT! ANOTHER FAILED ATTACK ON AIR FORCE INTEL BLDG IN ALEPPO! 60 TERRORISTS KILLED IN BAAB AL-HADEED

  ALEPPO:  The laughter just doesn’t stop. Does it?  Yesterday, the rats learned that the SAA is able to detect tunnels using an undisclosed method based on ultrasound.  For 3 weeks, the SAA listened in on rats burrowing a new tunnel to get under the Air Force Intelligence Complex.  SAA engineers drilled a hole 25…

April 12th, 2015 08:58 am    36 comments

ALEPPO: ALQAEDA CAMPAIGN FAILS AGAIN IN BIG CITY; SAA KILLS NOTORIOUS CANNIBAL “ABDUH ABU-DOSCHKA”

ALEPPO:  You know we have direct access to developments in Aleppo because my wife’s 3 nephews and my brother-in-law live there right in the center.  The Alqaeda/Nusra  rodents and their affiliates in Liwaa` Al-Tawheed, Liwaa` Al-Fath, Harakat Ahraar Al-Shaam Al-Islamiyya have been trying to regain some lost territory but without much success.  They are now…