August 10th, 2014 10:29 am    142 comments

JAYSH AL-ISLAM CLOBBERED IN GHOUTA; THE SOUTHERN FRONT THAT’S GOING NOWHERE

East Misraabaa in the Doumaa area:  It’s getting close to the whiskers now.  The SAA is advancing substantially all over this farm area at Al-‘Aaliya Farms, Shifooniyya and Al’Ibb.  Yesterday, Zahraan ‘Alloosh’s rats took a horrible drubbing from the SAA and NDF losing 34 of their litter-mates.  They died for nothing but nihilism: Saadeq Al-Hawraani…

July 21st, 2014 08:03 pm    109 comments

DAMASCUS IS A GRAVEYARD FOR TRAITORS AND TERRORISTS

  DAMASCUS:   Jawbar:  A 400 meter-long, 80cm-wide, 120cm-tall and 12 meters-deep tunnel was uncovered last night.  Why it had air conditioning, television, a field clinic and ping-pong tables for those lonely nights.   Al-Maleeha Farms:  More rodents get caught stealing cheese: Nooreddeen Abu Zaytoon Khaldoon Bakri Zayd Barqashli Khaleel Al-‘Aassi Another 6 could not…

July 11th, 2014 09:28 am    45 comments

IRAQ’S AL-MALIKI FIRES SPY ZEBARI AS FOREIGN MINISTER; DAMASCUS CLEARING

      BAGHDAD: In a move totally supported by SyrPer, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki has sacked the Kurd mole, spy and traitor, Hoshyar Zebari, whose antics have included failing to attend cabinet meetings, misrepresenting Iraq’s formal position on Syria’s battle with terrorists and funneling intelligence to the CIA and to the Barazaani, Zionist-supported…

July 6th, 2014 12:16 pm    23 comments

TERRORISTS FIGHT FOR THEIR LIVES IN DAMASCUS

Harastaa: At the Salaahuddeen Mosque and the Secondary School Roundabout, a van with weapons and ammunition was halted by alert police who called in help from NDF.  Once the van was surrounded and the passengers had not hope of escape, they were offered the chance to surrender. According to Monzer, 1 terrorist shouted out that…

June 27th, 2014 08:34 am    52 comments

TERRORISTS FINISHED IN LATAKIA AND AL-MALEEHA

Al-Rubay’ah at the Turkish border:  The SAA killed 11 Nusra terrorists here in an ambush into which the enemy all too easily fell thanks to idiotic false intelligence from their Turkish minders: As’ad Zurayq (a/k/a “Abu Al-Layth Al-Jablaawi, indicating origins in the coastal suburb of Latakia City. A “leader”) Ahmad Balsha (a/k/a “Abu Mus’ab” yawn)…

June 3rd, 2014 10:48 am    52 comments

DAMASCUS TERRORISTS SUBDUED BY OVERWHELMING ZEAL OF CITIZENS

  President Assad and the First Lady, Asmaa` Al-Assad, cast their vote for Syria’s president in Damascus. (Photo AP) Syrian diplomatic stalwart and Foreign Minister, Waleed Al-Mu’allem,  proves he isn’t dead (as some ridiculous Leb sources claim) as he arises to vote emphatically for Syria’s newly elected president.  Standing behind him is the Deputy Foreign…

May 11th, 2014 02:26 pm    17 comments

DEATH IN DAMASCUS AS TERRORISTS HIE THEIR WAY TO HELL

  Al-Maleeha Farms: The battle to clear this town and its rural environs is now limited to the northern fringes with mostly foreign terrorists struggling to stay alive in the hope some rescuer will arrive soon.  Last night, these terrorist vultures were exterminated: ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Zarqaawi (JORDANIAN CAMEL FLEA) Qaadri Al-Shaykh Baaker (CHECHEN TAPE WORM EXCREMENT.…