June 22nd, 2015 08:38 am    49 comments

AL-SUWAYDAA`: SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES ISIS NEAR AL-THA’LAH CLEANING UP SUKAYKA; MORE SUPPLY ROUTES FROM JORDAN CLOSED IN DER’AH

AL-SUWAYDAA`:  The Syrian Army, backed by local militias and the PDC, assaulted the fixed positions occupied by ISIS in a town just west of the provincial capital and killed all 57 rodents.  This occurred during the early hours of Saturday when the rodents were asleep dreaming of the earthly wonders of microwave ovens in Hell. …

June 21st, 2015 12:24 pm    94 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORIST THUGS DEVASTATED BY SYRIAN ARMY; SAA LIBERATES AL-KHAALIDIYYA; TURKS IN A QUANDARY

      Al-Khaalidiyya:  The Syrian Army has confirmed the complete withdrawal and defeat of the Jaysh Al-Fath criminals from this town so crucial now to the expected assault on remant rodents in Al-Raashideen  as they try to escape the area.  The artillery fire was intense as rat communications signaled an impending withdrawal under unsustainable…

June 19th, 2015 02:29 pm    209 comments

A CONFEDERACY OF SATAN’S IMBECILES; ENGLAND’S TERRORISTS STARVING TO DEATH THANKS TO ENGLAND’S OTHER TERRORISTS

ALEPPO: Look folks, the situation in Aleppo close to the Turk border is not looking good for the terrorist cannibals.  One group led by the Caliph of Cockadoodledoo, ISIS, is imposing starvation tactics on Nusra/Al-Qaeda.  Nusra is puzzled why the Turks aren’t coming to their assistance.  Even the sleazy rags, like the NYT,  are bemoaning…

June 19th, 2015 12:12 pm    69 comments

QUNAYTRA: ZIONIST THREATS PROVE RATS DEVASTATED BY SYRIAN ARMY; RATS DYING IN THE HUNDREDS

You all heard the news about Mileikowski (a/k/a Netanyahu) blustering about how he wants to protect the Druze from his own henchmen in the Alqaeda/Nusra criminal terrorist network after they allegedly took a position over a village with a largely Druze population on the Golan Heights.  This Polish/Lithuanian transplant had the audacity to offer protection…

June 17th, 2015 02:41 pm    204 comments

GENERAL AYYOOB INSPECTS TROOPS IN QALAMOON AHEAD OF VQ-DAY; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 100+ RATS AS APPROACH TO ‘ALLOOSH’S LAIR GETS TIGHTER

General of the Syrian Arab Army, Lt. Gen. ‘Ali ‘Abdullah Ayyoob, Chief of the Syrian General Staff, conducted a major field inspection of troops on the Golan Heights, Qunaytra and Qalamoon today at the request of the President and Commander-in-Chief, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad.  The review of troops was to infuse them with the kind of…

June 17th, 2015 09:42 am    108 comments

SECRETARY OF THE BA’ATH PARTY REGIONAL COMMAND AT AL-THA’LAH BASE; AL-HASAKA: JOINT FORCES PLUG SMUGGLING ROUTE TO TURKEY; RAT LEADERS DIE IN QALAMOON/’ARSAAL

  SUWAYDAA:  Secretary General of the Ba’ath Party Regional Command (Al-Qiyaada Al-Qutriyya), Hilaal Al-Hilaal, visited the Al-Tha’lah Air Base where the Syrian Army and its allies delivered a knockout blow to the Al-Qaeda/Nusra savages in battle after battle killing an estimated 500+ rodents.  He brought with him the full confidence of the President of the…

June 16th, 2015 01:09 pm    167 comments

NEW HEIGHTS SEIZED BY SYRIAN ARMY FROM ISIS IN QALAMOON; MORE NAILS IN THE ISIS COFFIN

  DAMASCUS:  It’s getting closer.  Today, we learned the SAA and HZB have secured the following strategic heights in the area of the Al-Jaraajeer Foothills: Tallat Ra`s Al-Koosh and Qurnat Ra`s Al-Sa’ba.  These are areas which used to be controlled by ISIS until the heroic forces of the Syrian state and the Lebanese Resistance decided…

June 16th, 2015 09:03 am    68 comments

ALQAEDA MASSACRED IN BUSRAA AL-SHAAM BY SYRIAN ARMY; 100+ RATS KILLED; MAJOR SETBACK FOR U.S. TERRORIST SUPPORTERS IN JORDAN

  DER’AH:  The new tactics are working elegantly.  Intercepted rodent communications indicate a full awareness of the adaptation of the Syrian Army to a recently  introduced style of warfare which imitates Hizbollah’s own methods as used successfully in South Lebanon during July of 2006 when the Lebanese Resistance ground Zionist Army vermin into the ground…