January 22nd, 2016 09:20 am    98 comments

TERRORISTS LEAVE SOUTH DAMASCUS IN HUMILIATING TRUCE; RATS WHACKED AND ASSASSINATED IN IDLIB/HAMA; SYRIAN AIR FORCE DEMOLISHES ISIS IN DAYR EL-ZOR

DAMASCUS:   Al-Qadam Suburb:  This area was once infested with the plague of ISIS, inter alia.   Today, it is free.  The Syrian Army has welcomed over 500 families during the last 3 days as they were shipped in to their homes by 25 government-provided buses.  The agreement to vacate this suburb was a degrading one…

January 20th, 2016 10:44 am    226 comments

WHY TURKEY, SAUDI ARABIA AND QATAR MUST NOT ATTEND GENEVA CONFERENCE; SHOULD THERE BE A CONFERENCE?

The rumors are that the Geneva Conference, which would supposedly bring together all parties involved in the Syrian conflict with the exception of certain “terrorist” groups,  is not going to take place in late January as promised.  We expected such a delay because of the sea-change which has taken place on the battlefield,  a change…

January 19th, 2016 02:50 pm    81 comments

ALEPPO/AL-RAQQA: RUSSIAN WARPLANES TURN OIL CONVOY TO TURKEY INTO A NECKLACE OF HELLFIRE; ISIS MASSACRED AT DAYR EL-ZOR

This is a scene straight from a medieval Hell.  The drivers in this convoy were all dry roasted in their seats by super accurate Russian air-to-ground missiles.   ALEPPO AND AL-RAQQA:  The Russian Air Force has flown 157 sorties and attacked 579 targets during the last 5 days.  The enemy was ISIS and Erdoghan.  The…

January 18th, 2016 03:10 pm    90 comments

SYRPER’S MAN OF THE YEAR FOR 2015

RAOUL CASTRO!!! I know what you’re thinking: “what did he do?”.  Well, he didn’t get a lot of publicity but he managed to bring the United States closer to normalization after a solid 5 decades-plus of American hounding, moaning, yelping, screeching, barfing and caterwauling; and, for that matter, 5 decades of American efforts to kill…

January 18th, 2016 10:40 am    40 comments

DER’AH: SYRIAN SECURITY ASSASSINATES MORE TERRORIST CANNIBALS; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES ALL AL-MANSHIYYA; RATS HAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE

(Thanks, Khaled Nawaz Al-Nouri) DER’AH:   This is probably the most difficult front for the terrorists since it was always the scene of the most intense training and maneuvers of the Syrian Arab Army.  With a focus on fighting the Zionist Settler State, the SAA put all its assets and capabilities on this front with an…

January 17th, 2016 11:32 am    126 comments

ISIS FLEES AL-BAAB IN ALEPPO; WITHDRAWS COMPLETELY TO AL-RAQQA; ARMY TO ENTER CITY ANY MINUTE

  ALEPPO: Al-Baab:  It had to happen sooner or later.  The terrorists belonging to ISIS were warned in the city of Al-Baab that they would be exterminated along with their stinking families if they did not leave.  Turk terrorist handlers were overheard telling the rodents to abandon Al-Baab for the city of Al-Raqqa, specifically in…

January 13th, 2016 12:16 pm    344 comments

LATAKIA: SYRIAN ARMY ON TURKISH BORDER AS MORE TOWNS LIBERATED; TERRORIST ATTACK ON ‘ADRAA REPELLED; RATS WIPED OUT IN JISR AL-SHUGHOOR

LATAKIA: Al-Maarooniyyaat Village north of Salmaa:  The Republican Guard is on a roll in northeast Latakia Province.  This village was just liberated last night after 80% of the Alqaeda rodents were exterminated with the rest rushing helter-skelter to Al-Rubay’ah on the Turk border.  A huge cache of weapons and ammo was uncovered after the rodents…

January 12th, 2016 10:38 am    130 comments

HUGE VICTORY FOR SYRIAN ARMY IN LATAKIA; DETAILS OF TRIUMPH AT SALMAA; SHAYKH MISKEEN ABOUT TO FALL TO ARMY IN DER’AH; TERRORIST LOSSES CATASTROPHIC; JARJEESA FALLS TO ARMY

(Photo courtesy of SANA) LATAKIA: SALMAA:   The screams of a terrorist propagandist by the name of ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Laadhiqaani tell the whole story.  Sending out communiques, one after the other, imploring the “great military minds” amongst the rodent masses in Hatay, to gird their loins for more battle against the triumphant Syrian Army, its allies in…