February 19th, 2016 09:51 am    282 comments

DAYR EL-ZOR: 2 SUICIDE TRUCK DRIVERS UP IN FLAMES AS SYRIAN ARMY RACKS UP STRING OF TRIUMPHS CRUSHING ISIS AND OBAMA’S TREACHERY; SYRPER EXCLUSIVE: SAUDI GENERALS WARN REGIME IN RIYAADH NOT TO MESS WITH SYRIA

DAYR EL-ZOR:  The Syrian Army and its allies confirmed killing 74 ISIS grubs, most of whom, have been identified as Chechens, Turks, Jordanians and Tunisians.   Al-Sinaa’ah Quarter:  16 rodents killed here.  All were foreigners including this one: Al-Mu’tassim bi-Allaah Ghalyoon (Id pending. TURK PIG DROPPING)   Dayr El-Zor Military Air Base:  8 cockroaches confirmed…

February 18th, 2016 08:54 am    173 comments

KINSIBBA LIBERATED AS RODENTS FLEE TO IDLIB EN MASSE; HUGE GAINS IN ALEPPO

Soldiers of the Republican Guards celebrating the liberation of Kinsibba.  It is only a few kms from Idlib and our rendezvous with ‘Abdullah Al-Muhaysini       LATAKIA:  Despite overheard Turkish vituperations, the mostly Chechen trash holed up in Kinsibba decided to leave anyway for western Idlib, specifically Bidaamaa Village which is on the route…

February 16th, 2016 10:14 am    276 comments

SYRIAN ARMY INSIDE KINSIBBA AS AIR FORCES BATTER SHATTERED RAT DEFENSES; NEW TOWNS FREED OF TERRORIST PLAGUE; PREZ SAYS “NO” TO CEASE FIRE AS ARMY ENVELOPS SAUDI RATS IN CIRCLES OF FIRE

LATAKIA:  SyrPer has learned that the SAA’s Special Operations units have entered Kinsibba this morning at about 4:30 a.m. Damascus time.  They entered at the eastern gateway to the town which is 100% abandoned by its mostly Christian inhabitants.  The SF units are now broadcasting enemy positions while rangers search out pockets of rodents in…

February 14th, 2016 11:07 am    262 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SCORES TITANIC VICTORIES AS STERILE CEASE FIRE LOOMS; KINSIBBA ENVELOPED; 10 ISIS RATS KILLED IN HAMA

LATAKIA:  I told you a few days ago that the assault on Kinsibba would be starting very soon.  It has started.  Yesterday, with blinding speed, despite meteorological conditions and dreadful topological impediments, the SAA has established full control over all these areas surrounding Kinsibba.  SAA spotters have seen terrorist runaways escaping toward the Turk border…

February 12th, 2016 07:59 am    390 comments

MASSACRE! SAUDI-AMERICAN SUPPORTED “MODERATE” CANNIBALS MASSACRE CAPTIVES IN TERRIFYING VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l3nybD0Uv8 When Yonatan sent this tape to us, he asked whether anyone had any information about it.  I replied, without much information, that it was about terrorists killing “Assad’s militias”.  But, that did not tell the whole truth.  My source in Damascus saw the tape and began an investigation.  I can now tell you that…

February 10th, 2016 01:42 pm    119 comments

37 RATS BITE DUST IN DAARAYYAA; SYRIAN ARMY BUSTS ALQAEDA AT SALAMIYYA

Zowie! Look at that cannon on that tank.  DAMASCUS: Daarayyaa:  A sad day for the rodent world.  Saudi Arabia sheds a tear.  Erdoghan’s Turkey bewails the loss of its favorite heretics and blasphemers.  Yesterday and today, the Syrian Army blasted into fortifications killing all these rodents belonging to “Al-Kateebat Al-Muwahhada” (the Unified Brigade) of the…