February 10th, 2016 01:42 pm    119 comments

37 RATS BITE DUST IN DAARAYYAA; SYRIAN ARMY BUSTS ALQAEDA AT SALAMIYYA

Zowie! Look at that cannon on that tank.  DAMASCUS: Daarayyaa:  A sad day for the rodent world.  Saudi Arabia sheds a tear.  Erdoghan’s Turkey bewails the loss of its favorite heretics and blasphemers.  Yesterday and today, the Syrian Army blasted into fortifications killing all these rodents belonging to “Al-Kateebat Al-Muwahhada” (the Unified Brigade) of the…

February 10th, 2016 08:20 am    61 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AT THE DOORS OF KAFR NAAYAA; MANNAGH AIRBASE LIBERATED BY KURDS

Kafr Naayaa:  This is the final stepping stone to Tal Rif’aat, the most important single stronghold of the terrorist rodents in the north Aleppan countryside.  The village has been completely emptied of its citizens, who, like those of Daa’il in Der’ah Province, tried to negotiate a withdrawal of the terrorists from their town.  The terrorists,…

February 9th, 2016 01:59 pm    158 comments

IBTA’ AND DAA’IL LIBERATED; PALESTEEZIAN BOMBMAKER ASSASSINATED BY MILITARY INTELLIGENCE; RECONCILIATION WORKS IN SYRIA; HUGE OFFENSIVE STARTED AT BAYAANOON, KAFR-NAAYAA AND KINSIBBA

DER’AH:  The Big Surprise is getting bigger and better as people start to realize what Saudi Arabia has done to their country.   Al-Subayna Quarter:  20 rodents were killed and 28 wounded here yesterday.  In addition to that, 2 pickups with 23mm cannons were destroyed: “Abu Sawmar” (Id pending) Jaad Muhsin Al-Zaahid ‘Abdul-Salaam ‘Aqrooq The…

February 7th, 2016 12:56 pm    193 comments

OBITUARY FOR PRESIDENT ASSAD’S MOTHER, ANEESA MAKHLOOF; GENERAL FURAYJ VISITS ‘ITMAAN; SYRIAN ARMY BEGINS CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE AL-RAQQA; SAA’S TIGER APPROACHES AL-BAAB

DAMASCUS/LATAKIA:  SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE HUMBLY EXTENDS ITS DEEPEST CONDOLENCES TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC, DR. BASHAR AL-ASSAD, UPON THE PASSING AWAY OF HIS MOTHER, ANEESA MAKHLOOF; OUR CONDOLENCES TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE ASSAD, MAKHLOOF AND SHAALEESH FAMILIES OF QARDAAHA IN LATAKIA PROVINCE.   The president’s mother died peacefully on Saturday, February 6, 2016,…

February 5th, 2016 09:07 am    272 comments

‘ITMAAN LIBERATED; RUTYAAN LIBERATED; SYRIAN ARMY JUGGERNAUT THRASHES OBAMA’S TERRORIST VERMIN

ALEPPO:  The Syrian Army blasted Nusra/Alqaeda terrorist positions including those of Jaysh Al-Fath in the town of Rutyaan last night bring to a halt their preparations for a last stand.  The SAAF and RuAF were very active at night pummeling what was left of rodent fortifications which were pulverized 3 days ago.  Rat chatter was…

February 4th, 2016 02:26 pm    105 comments

JUBILATION ERUPTS IN NIBBUL AND AL-ZAHRAA` AS SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS TO EXTERMINATE SAUDI CANNIBAL TERRORISTS

  Ba’ath Party Youth Vanguards from Hama join the celebrations in Nibbul.  One of the placards announces “No” to Sectarianism”.  Here are some views of the celebratory atmosphere from Almanar:  http://www.almanar.com.lb/adetails.php?eid=1414697 It’s no longer the breaking of the siege. The Syrian Army has now conquered the towns of Nibbul and Al-Zahraa`.  Accompanied by allies in…

February 3rd, 2016 02:24 pm    176 comments

SIEGE BROKEN! NIBBUL AND AL-ZAHRAA ALMOST RAT-FREE; MASSIVE VICTORY FOR DR. ASSAD AND SYRIAN PEOPLE

ALEPPO:  CONFIRMED.  JUST IN FROM BOTH WAEL AND MONZER, THE SIEGE OF NIBBUL AND AL-ZAHRAA` IS OVER.  SYRIAN ARMY DIVISION, POPULAR DEFENSE COMMITTEES. HIZBOLLAH AND IRAQI MILITIAS POURING INTO THE AREA TO FINISH OFF REMAINING RODENTS.  The Syrian Army has still much to do to make the area completely clean.  But, defeat has struck Saudi…

February 3rd, 2016 10:11 am    75 comments

CRITICAL ADVANCES BY SYRIAN ARMY EVERYWHERE; GENEVA TALKS FLOPPED; SAUDIS AND TURKS ENRAGED BY FAILURE

ALEPPO:  Other than publishing the names of the Syrian government’s delegation to the Geneva-3 talks, we haven’t really paid much attention to what many sites in the Alternative Media call “farcical”.  I don’t agree that the talks in Geneva are “farcical”.  I just disagree with the word.  A farce is usually something funny, often a…