July 12th, 2016 02:11 pm    219 comments

REVENGE! RUSSIA DROPS TACTICAL NUCLEAR BOMBS ON ISIS WITH TU-22 M-3 LONG RANGE BOMBERS; MAYDA’A LIBERATED COMPLETELY BY SYRIAN ARMY; RATS DIE IN LARGE NUMBERS IN NORTH ALEPPO PAVING ROADS

HOMS:  6 Tupolev 22-M3 long-range bombers took off from Russian soil today and delivered the crushing message of revenge we have all been anticipating.  The wing of TU’s dropped tactical nuclear weapons on an area east of Palmyra, Al-Sukhna and Araak.  It all occurred at dawn, Damascus time.  A major ISIS c&c center was pulverized, …

July 10th, 2016 03:11 pm    291 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD AND FIRST LADY VISIT THE HEROIC WOUNDED WARRIORS OF SYRIA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES TERRORIST ATTACK IN ALEPPO; SYRIAN ARMY ABOUT TO POUNCE ON RODENTS IN KINSIBBA

(Thanks, Joene) The president and the First Lady visit the homes of wounded warriors in Homs in a much-reported event designed to send a message to the rodent in the White House:  “We are still here and will be here after you’ve returned to your cesspool in Chicago.”    N.B:  The SAA has confirmed killing…

July 4th, 2016 10:42 am    309 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORISTS FINISHED AS ARMY LIBERATES ALL AL-MALLAAH FARMS AND HITS AL-LAYRAMOON; RODENT LEADERS KILLED INCLUDING SAUDI COCKROACH; LEADER OF AJNAAD AL-SHAAM SNUFFED! SYRIAN SPY CHIEF IN ROME

ALEPPO:  Nusra/Alqaeda and its affiliate in mayhem, Harakat Nooreddeen Zl-Zangi, have given up in the Al-Mallaah Farms.  As of yesterday, the SAA and the PDC had liberated 90% of the farms north of the city of Aleppo.  Reports coming in now confirm that the SAA is in control of all the Al-Mallaah Farms and that…

July 3rd, 2016 03:23 pm    157 comments

U.S. ALQAEDA TERRORISTS CAPTURE AMERICAN LOUSE LEADER OF JAYSH AL-TAHREER IN IDLIB; NUSRA FORTIFICATIONS PULVERIZED IN N. ALEPPO; TIGER FORCES KILL 51 RODENTS; VILLAGES LIBERATED IN HOMS; NEW GOVERNMENT INSTALLED IN DAMASCUS

IDLIB:  Just when you thought it was safe to frolic in the neighborhood, you get bit hard in the buttocks.  And so the life and times of one, Muhammad Al–Ghaabi, the leader of the American-created neo-nonsensical troupe of imbeciles, the Jaysh Al-Tahreer (Liberation Army),  was captured yesterday by Alqaeda at Kafr Nubbul in Idlib Province…

June 30th, 2016 12:49 pm    375 comments

NATO DISASTER! SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 100 JAYSH AL-FATH RODENTS IN AL-MALLAAH FARMS IN FINAL PUSH TO CASTILLO

ALEPPO:  The Syrian Army is now in full control of the Castillo Highway as it settles its artillery 1km from the access route into the city.  It’s under complete artillery control and the Turks can’t do anything to help, probably because they’re busy trying to explain how they got this whole thing started from the…

June 29th, 2016 09:15 am    189 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CUTS ALL TERRORIST LINES TO ALEPPO; DR. ASSAD REVIEWS TROOPS IN MARJ AL-SULTAAN

The Prez goes to the front lines at Marj Al-Sultaan in the Ghouta to review the troops as they continue their assault on the cowering cockroaches of Alqaeda. https://www.facebook.com/syrian.reporters/videos/1105340589511513/  (Thanks, Khaled) ________________________________________________________ ALEPPO: I told you so.  The SAA has now enveloped all the Al-Mallaah Farms with the rodents screaming bloody murder in their cellphones. …

June 27th, 2016 12:12 pm    286 comments

ISIS BUTCHERS CRUSH CHRISTIAN BABIES TO DEATH; ALL CIVILIZED PEOPLE MUST EXTERMINATE THIS EVIL DEVIL-WORHSIPING WAHHABIST CULT; ONLY THE SYRIAN ARMY CAN SAVE OUR CHILDREN

Need we say more?  Obama’s murderers target innocent Christian babies.  Death to every Wahhabist who ever crawled on this earth!  (thanks, Intibah Kadi) Our president shares a Ramadan dinner with the glorious officers of our Syrian Arab Army.  Our president would never kill an innocent baby.  Saudi Arabia, beware.  You stinking rats should know we…