September 24th, 2016 01:09 pm    368 comments

HANDARAAT CAMP LIBERATED BY SAA AND PALESTINIANS FORCES ALLIED TO GOVERNMENT; 600 RODENTS SURRENDER AND BECOME HUMAN IN SUWAYDAA`; TERRORISTS’ DEFENSIVE LINES COLLAPSE IN ALEPPO CITY, IMPORTANT GAINS IN EAST GHOUTA, BY CANTHAMA

HANDARAAT CAMP:  As of today, Saturday, September 24, 2016, the Palestinian Refugee Camp at Handaraat has been liberated by a combined force of the Syrian Army and allies in Liwaa` Al-Quds, HZB and SSNP.  The Palestinian group, Liwaa` Al-Quds, spearheaded the assault across the Al-Shaaher intersection and the industrial zone to encircle scores of rodents,…

September 21st, 2016 04:12 pm    483 comments

30 AMERICAN, BRITISH AND ZIONIST/SAUDI INTEL AGENTS FRIED IN ALEPPO BY RUSSIAN KALIBER CRUISE MISSILES

ALEPPO:  I’ll bet some of my readers did not believe me when I kept telling them the SAA-MI people were intercepting chatter between British-accented terrorist enablers and the cannibals of Nusra/Alqaeda.  Well, yesterday, the Russians bore me out.  A Russian missile warship off the coast of Latakia fired 3 Kaliber cruise missiles at a site…

September 19th, 2016 02:22 pm    403 comments

AMERICAN SUPPORTED TERRORISTS GO DOWN LIKE FLIES IN HAMA; THE SO-CALLED CEASE-FIRE IS OVER AND PUTIN IS ON FIRE! AMERICAN TERRORISTS EXECUTE 26 CITIZENS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO LEAVE INFESTED AREAS IN ALEPPO

HURRAY!  HOOOOOORAY! YIPPY-DEE-DOO DAH, YIPPY DEE YAY!  MY, OH MY, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!  THE CEASE FIRE IS OVER AND OUR ARMY IS NOW FREE TO HUNT DOWN THE TERRORIST VERMIN BACKED BY THE SLIMY ENGLISH, ZIONISTS, SAUDIS AND THEIR AMERICAN LACKEYS.  IT ENDED LAST NIGHT AT 11:59 P.M. AND THE SYRIAN ARMY, ITS ALLIES…

September 18th, 2016 12:15 pm    369 comments

AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM AND GENIUS = BOUNDLESS STUPIDITY; UNITED STATES EXPOSES ITS CARDS FOR ALL TO SEE; MASS MURDERING YANKS KILL 62 SYRIAN SOLDIERS TO ADVANCE THE CAUSE OF ISIS

DAYR EL-ZOR:   To be specific, at the Al-Tharda Mountain which is still occupied by the Syrian Army – no thanks to the exceptional talent of the Americans for bungling or outright treachery, yesterday, the United States Air Force, flying out of Habbaaniyya AB in Iraq, with 2 F-16s and 2 A-10 Thunderbolts, crossed the Syrian…

September 17th, 2016 11:41 am    355 comments

HUNDREDS OF FORMER TERRORISTS SEEK AMNESTY ALL OVER SYRIA DURING CEASEFIRE; NEW YORK TIMES–SENTINEL OF STUPIDITY;

Former NYT Pentagon correspondent, Helene Cooper, smiles the smile of an imbecile for the cameras.  She has never known how dumb she really is.   Ah, the prophetic words of nincompoops!   Reel back to Tuesday, September 20, 2011, and read the article by Helene Cooper (the dork in the picture) titled: “U.S. IS QUIETLY GETTING…

September 16th, 2016 09:15 am    262 comments

RATS LEAVE 55 CARCASSES IN FAILED ATTACK ON SYRIAN ARMY IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES RODENTS IN DAMASCUS

HAMA:  As I have been saying, the terrorist groups have lost too many of their battle-hardened field commanders, leaving such leadership in the hands of fanatical imbeciles commanded by the simian Saudis.  And so we have the deplorable events of yesterday when a band of rodents belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda attempted to overtake SAA positions at…

September 13th, 2016 09:03 am    445 comments

ZIONIST F-16 DOWNED BY SYRIAN AIR DEFENSES OVER GOLAN! ZIONIST PILOT FRIED IN HIS SEAT AS HE WAS HELPING ALQAEDA; SYRIAN S-300 OPERATOR IS ZIAD’S RELATIVE; HEROES OF SYRIA SLAUGHTERED LIKE SHEEP IN DAYR EL-ZOR BY OBAMA’S ALLIES IN ISIS!!

  QUNAYTRA:   Southwest of the provincial capital of Qunaytra, between the villages of Al-Burayq and Bi`r Al-‘Ajam, just west of Sa’sa’, the Syrian Air Defense network was finally permitted to open fire on attacking Zionist rodent bombers.  This time, the bomber was an American-manufactured-and-supplied F-16, the pride of the Zionist Settler State.  The man who…

September 11th, 2016 03:41 pm    312 comments

300 TERRORISTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY IN MU’ADHDHAMIYYA; TERRORISTS ANNIHILATED IN HAMA

DAMASCUS:  These are not the 300 Spartans who fought off the Immortals commanded by Xerxes at the Battle of Thermopylae. (Pugnate magnis cum animis, Lacedaemonii hodie apud inferos fortasse cenabimus!)  They’ll be lucky just to dine.  No, they were disgruntled terrorist rodents in Mu’adhdhamiyya City who decided that their country had been destroyed enough and…