April 20th, 2014 11:04 am    6 comments

QALAMOON RETURNING TO NORMAL AS INHABITANTS RETURN BY THE THOUSANDS

  Citizens of ‘Assaal Al-Ward, Al-Jubba and Ra`s Al-Ma’aarra return by the hundreds to their towns thanks to the efforts of the SAA and NDF.  Electricity has been restored to most areas now because the threat of disconnection by rats has been significantly diminished over the last few weeks.  Daarayyaa:  At the Associations Building, Al-‘Alaayili…

April 13th, 2014 09:41 am    8 comments

TERRORISTS CLING BY THEIR TEETH TO DWINDLING ALLEYS IN DAMASCUS

      Rankoos: The Syrian Army has announced another major victory at Tallat Mahmiyyat Al-Tuyyoor (Bird Sanctuary Hill) which is not completely under its control.  It looks over the historically important Dayr Al-Shiroobeem (Monastery of the Cherubim).  The SAA reportedly killed 19 rats belonging to the Jaysh Al-Islam.   Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.743969&lon=36.386032&z=14&m=b   Ra`s…

April 10th, 2014 10:22 am    58 comments

MAJOR SAA THRUST AT KASAB RATS SURRENDERING ALL OVER SYRIA

 DAMASCUS:     Al-Subayna: (Var. Al-Sabeena):  On Tuesday, 26 rodents joined the human race by surrendering all their weapons and resolving their dispute with with the Syrian people by signing covenants not to engage any longer in terrorist activities. Also at Al-Subayna, but on Wednesday, another 17 former rats renounced living in alleyways and eating…

April 5th, 2014 10:38 am    55 comments

RANKOOS LIBERATION ONLY HOURS AWAY

DAMASCUS: Rankoos: Confirmed and inevitable. The SAA is now inside Al-Sarkha, the 67th Artillery Brigade having pounded its measly defenses into dust.  From this town, the SAA was able to advance into Rankoos by destroying the “ringed defense” Jabhat Al-Nusra and Jabhat Al-Islam defenders installed on the periphery. There is no periphery any more.  The…