February 14th, 2016 11:07 am    262 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SCORES TITANIC VICTORIES AS STERILE CEASE FIRE LOOMS; KINSIBBA ENVELOPED; 10 ISIS RATS KILLED IN HAMA

LATAKIA:  I told you a few days ago that the assault on Kinsibba would be starting very soon.  It has started.  Yesterday, with blinding speed, despite meteorological conditions and dreadful topological impediments, the SAA has established full control over all these areas surrounding Kinsibba.  SAA spotters have seen terrorist runaways escaping toward the Turk border…

February 12th, 2016 07:59 am    390 comments

MASSACRE! SAUDI-AMERICAN SUPPORTED “MODERATE” CANNIBALS MASSACRE CAPTIVES IN TERRIFYING VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l3nybD0Uv8 When Yonatan sent this tape to us, he asked whether anyone had any information about it.  I replied, without much information, that it was about terrorists killing “Assad’s militias”.  But, that did not tell the whole truth.  My source in Damascus saw the tape and began an investigation.  I can now tell you that…

February 10th, 2016 01:42 pm    119 comments

37 RATS BITE DUST IN DAARAYYAA; SYRIAN ARMY BUSTS ALQAEDA AT SALAMIYYA

Zowie! Look at that cannon on that tank.  DAMASCUS: Daarayyaa:  A sad day for the rodent world.  Saudi Arabia sheds a tear.  Erdoghan’s Turkey bewails the loss of its favorite heretics and blasphemers.  Yesterday and today, the Syrian Army blasted into fortifications killing all these rodents belonging to “Al-Kateebat Al-Muwahhada” (the Unified Brigade) of the…

February 10th, 2016 08:20 am    61 comments

SYRIAN ARMY AT THE DOORS OF KAFR NAAYAA; MANNAGH AIRBASE LIBERATED BY KURDS

Kafr Naayaa:  This is the final stepping stone to Tal Rif’aat, the most important single stronghold of the terrorist rodents in the north Aleppan countryside.  The village has been completely emptied of its citizens, who, like those of Daa’il in Der’ah Province, tried to negotiate a withdrawal of the terrorists from their town.  The terrorists,…

February 9th, 2016 01:59 pm    158 comments

IBTA’ AND DAA’IL LIBERATED; PALESTEEZIAN BOMBMAKER ASSASSINATED BY MILITARY INTELLIGENCE; RECONCILIATION WORKS IN SYRIA; HUGE OFFENSIVE STARTED AT BAYAANOON, KAFR-NAAYAA AND KINSIBBA

DER’AH:  The Big Surprise is getting bigger and better as people start to realize what Saudi Arabia has done to their country.   Al-Subayna Quarter:  20 rodents were killed and 28 wounded here yesterday.  In addition to that, 2 pickups with 23mm cannons were destroyed: “Abu Sawmar” (Id pending) Jaad Muhsin Al-Zaahid ‘Abdul-Salaam ‘Aqrooq The…

February 7th, 2016 12:56 pm    193 comments

OBITUARY FOR PRESIDENT ASSAD’S MOTHER, ANEESA MAKHLOOF; GENERAL FURAYJ VISITS ‘ITMAAN; SYRIAN ARMY BEGINS CAMPAIGN TO LIBERATE AL-RAQQA; SAA’S TIGER APPROACHES AL-BAAB

DAMASCUS/LATAKIA:  SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE HUMBLY EXTENDS ITS DEEPEST CONDOLENCES TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC, DR. BASHAR AL-ASSAD, UPON THE PASSING AWAY OF HIS MOTHER, ANEESA MAKHLOOF; OUR CONDOLENCES TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE ASSAD, MAKHLOOF AND SHAALEESH FAMILIES OF QARDAAHA IN LATAKIA PROVINCE.   The president’s mother died peacefully on Saturday, February 6, 2016,…

February 5th, 2016 09:07 am    272 comments

‘ITMAAN LIBERATED; RUTYAAN LIBERATED; SYRIAN ARMY JUGGERNAUT THRASHES OBAMA’S TERRORIST VERMIN

ALEPPO:  The Syrian Army blasted Nusra/Alqaeda terrorist positions including those of Jaysh Al-Fath in the town of Rutyaan last night bring to a halt their preparations for a last stand.  The SAAF and RuAF were very active at night pummeling what was left of rodent fortifications which were pulverized 3 days ago.  Rat chatter was…