It took place on Tartous’s lovely Corniche on the Sea. A security detail was suspicious about two bearded rodents dressed in military uniforms who did not look like they were Syrians. When they approached the vehicle in which the rats were seated, the 2 terrorists detonated their explosive belts killing themselves and 2 of our security officers whose perspicacity saved scores of lives. Some passersby were also injured but not seriously. The terrorists were clearly aiming to disrupt new year celebrations by killing as many civilians as they could. It was the alertness of our heroes which saved all those lives. On orders from Safwaan Abu Sa’adi, the governor of Tartous, security services are looking for the planners of this heinous attack. No stone will be left unturned.
Hundreds of citizens fled the area of Waadi Baradaa where the terrorist vultures have been cutting off water to the capital after Nusra/Alqaeda vowed to kill all civilians who supported the government of Dr. Bashar Al-Assad. Now that almost all citizens have left the area and have taken up the offer of haven by the Syrian Red Crescent at Al-Rawdha Town, scores of Ahraar Al-Shaam terrorists have rejoined Nusra/Alqaeda after their own leaders approved the ceasefire arrangement brokered by Russia. The Syrian Army has been given the green light to exterminate these psychopaths.
As of this morning, January 2, 2017, the Syrian Army advanced deep into ‘Ayn Al-Feeja and liberated it killing over 40 rodents in the process. The SAAF is hitting ‘Ayn Al-Khudhur, Baseema and Al-Hussayniyya heavily as I write. Water will be restored shortly to the capital from this critically important water source. The terrorists were mostly Nusra/Alqaeda and former members of Ahraar Al–Shaam.
The Syrian Army’s 105 Brigade of the RG has reached the outskirts of Hazraamaa Village which is the cerebellum of the Jaysh Al-Islam terrorist group. Expect Jaysh Al-Islam to collapse once this area is liberated. Doumaa goes down almost immediately.
Umm Sharshooh: This area, 18 kms north of the city of Homs, is infested with Nusra/Alqaeda hyenas. This morning, the scavengers were awaked rudely by the sound of artillery shells landing on their heads. Almost all the vermin here were either killed or wounded by the SAA attack:
Muhammad ‘Ali ‘Affaara (Leader)
Mustafaa Ghaalib Al-Ahdab (Leader of the Mortar Platoon)
Firaas Muhammad Sanaadeeqi
Ramzi ‘Abdullah Al-Jaamoos
Muhammad Al-Shaykh Mustafaa
‘Aadil Hassan ‘Abdul-Baaqi
Shaafi’ ‘Abduh Mansoor
The rest were not identified.
IDLIB: Unidentified aircraft struck an area on the Turk border with Syria yesterday killing 2 Egyptian rodents in a moving vehicle. The trash inside belonged to Nusra/Alqaeda:
“Abu Al-Afghaan Al-Masri” (Id pending. Egyptian bathhouse maven)
“Abu Al-Faraj Al-Masri” (Id pending. Egyptian honey dipper)
Right after that, more aircraft strafed Nusra’s active insects:
“Abu ‘Umar Al-Turkistaani” (Id pending. Turkistaani cockroach)
Along with 3 others in a car who are not identified.
PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS A FOND FAREWELL TO THE KING OF KIMCHI, BAN KI-MOON:
Ban Ki-Moon was the West’s bagman since the first day he was appointed Secretary General of the U.N. His actions and statements all hinted at a limited knowledge of events in Syria. He seemed to get all his information from either the Mainstream Media (MSM) or British MI6 novelists. In any case, we are pleased that Dr. Assad has taken time out his day to give this cheap Korean kimchi salesman a good kick in the arse:
On yong osey-o, you sleazy reptile. Good bye. Farewell. Tata. Ja-Jinn. Sayonara. Adieu. Hasta La Vista, baby. Auf Wiedersehen. Arrivederci. Ma’a Al-Salaama. Namasteh. Go to Hell, you pickled cabbage pot.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Watch this video about Aleppo (in French and English with subtitles) showing the happiness of the people. It’s from Canthama:
Vanessa Beeley’s interview with Aleppo’s children again:
Alex Kharegi sends this article about America’s declining role post-Syrian resulution:
Brandon’s article about the Russian hacking canard and how the MSM is kiting its lack of evidence:
Read more about the White Helmets in an article sent by Tony Gratrex:SYRIAN SECURITY FORCES BLUNT TERRORIST ATTACK ON TARTOUS LOSING 2 MARTYRS; ALQAEDA BLASTED BY SAA ARTILLERY IN HOMS; SYRIAN ARMY ABOUT TO BREAK INTO HAZRAAMAA IN DAMASCUS by Ziad Fadel