DAMASCUS: If you haven’t noticed, the fighting in Syria is diminishing in many areas. One of them is Damascus where both Alqaeda and its affiliates, and, Jaysh Al-Islam, have found themselves mostly on the run. Even the so-called Southern Front has lost wind as the Zionist Apartheid State appears to be committed only to logistical support and medical treatment of wounded rodents, an avocation for which the ghetto rodent quacks are eminently qualified.
Mu’adhdhamiyya: Hundreds of rodents, uniformed, or living among the crevices of alleyways and sewers, came out, en masse, after village notables agreed to a resolution of the siege and offered up over 550 of their worst specimens of stupidity for amnesty. The Syrian Security Services were there to accept the surrender establishing numerous tables to fill out applications and obtain signatures from former rodents who wanted to rejoin civilized society. All the rats turned in their weapons which amounted to over 10 truck-loads. The weapons were studied first to determine origin and, then, distributed to our burgeoning militias for use in exterminating Saudi Arabians and Qataris. Simultaneously, Syrian Army bulldozers began the pleasant process of tearing down all barricades and fortifications. This was a great day for Syrians.
Khaan Al-Shaykh: At the northern entrance to the town, the Syrian Army, backed by PDC and HZB , executed a plan which had been in the making since the army took over almost all this town a few weeks ago. However, remnant rodents of Nusra/Alqaeda refused to leave completely, and set up bases to the north with several communications centers coordinated with the Zionist Tay Sachs State. The operation started at dawn today, Damascus time, and resulted in a thorough drubbing as artillery and rocket positions opened up the gates of Hell so the rats could more easily find their resting place for eternity.
Once the artillery had sufficiently softened up the rodent positions, and while the dug-in vermin, was communicating with their Zionist masters, 4 mechanized brigades assaulted the rat positions having previous knowledge of their exact location. It was a glorious culling of the rat population. Many were taken prisoner as they pleaded with army officers for compassion claiming they were all “brainwashed” and misled. Army deserters were taken aside and turned over to elements of the Interior Ministry for criminal processing.
Bayt Taymaa`: A direct artillery strike on a group of roving vultures here on the apron of Jabal Al-Shaykh resulted in a catastrophic loss to the enemy. I have no other details.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Susan Dirgham sends this last report from James Foley who was killed subsequently by rodents:
VICTORY IN MU’ADHDHAMIYYA; TERRORISTS SURRENDER IN EXCHANGE FOR AMNESTY; 100+ ALQAEDA RODENTS KILLED IN KHAAN AL-SHAYKH; TOTAL VICTORY AMID CITIZEN JUBILATION by Ziad Fadel