December 31st, 2015 11:16 am    91 comments

MAHEEN AND SHAYKH MISKEEN LIBERATED AS SYRIAN ARMY PURSUES AMERICAN-SUPPORTED TERRORISTS; QUNAYTRA: SAMADAANIYYA LIBERATED AMIDST TERRORIST FLOPS

Syrian soldiers pose for photos demonstrating the jubilation they experienced after delivering the knockout blow to Nusra/Alqaeda at West Al-Samadaaniyya in the Golan Heights.  Both the SAA and PDC combined their forces to successfully eradicate the rodent presence from this picturesque village.  The net result is that both Nusra and the so-called FSA-Southern Front have…

December 30th, 2015 11:13 am    36 comments

DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY SWATS DOWN TERRORISTS IN SHIMISKEEN; MoD DECLARES TERRORIST MORALE AT ALL TIME LOW

  DER’AH:  A communique announced by the Ministry of Defense yesterday describes terrorist morale at an all-time low.  This assessment is the result of months of surveillance and eavesdropping combined with statistics indicating a spike in the number of rodents who have abjured terrorism over the last 6 months.  The only group which appears to…

December 26th, 2015 12:55 pm    299 comments

ZAHRAAN ‘ALLOOSH DISMEMBERED BY SYRIAN AIR FORCE MISSILE AND SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE; SUCCESSOR MAY HAVE BEEN KILLED IN OPERATION BY SYRIAN MILITARY

In this exlcusive SyrPer photo taken of ‘Alloosh’s carcass after it’s removal from the tons of bricks which were destined to envelop him in his own private tomb, you can see how much he had eaten from the stocks of food he had stolen from the people of the Ghouta where he established his Kingdom…

December 25th, 2015 11:33 am    121 comments

‘ALLOOSH DEAD IN DAMASCUS! BASTARD BLOWN INTO SMITHEREENS! HOMS: THE BATTLE TO RETAKE MAHEEN DELIVERS SCORES OF DEAD ALQAEDA RATS; TURK-SUPPLIED CHEMICAL WEAPONS IN LATAKIA IN PICTURES

  DAMASCUS:  WE ARE CONFIRMING THE DEATH OF THE STINKING RAT ZAHRAAN ‘ALLOOSH IN AN AERIAL RAID BY THE SAAF AT HIS HQ IN THE EAST GHOUTA, SPECIFICALLY AT AL-‘AALIYA FARMS.  MORE TO COME LATER.   HOMS:  Syria’s air force was very active over the eastern part of Homs Province today and yesterday in an…

December 24th, 2015 03:39 pm    74 comments

ALEPPO: SYRIAN ARMY MOVES INTO AL-RAASHIDEEN AFTER TERRORIST COLLAPSE IN KHAAN AL-‘ASAL; RUSSIA RULES THE SKIES OVER SYRIA

ALEPPO:  Russian and Syrian warplanes were very active today over Aleppo with the Russians striking repeatedly at ISIS, Jaysh Al-Fath and Alqaeda’s infrastructures.  Of note, the SAA has moved its operations now northward toward the Al-Raashideen Quarter and is now in complete control over all pathways in and out of the area.  The SAA’s engineering…

December 23rd, 2015 02:58 pm    80 comments

KHAAN AL-‘ASAL LIBERATED BY THE SYRIAN ARMY; HUNDREDS OF RODENTS SURRENDER TO THE BA’ATH ARMY!!

Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=36.164419&lon=37.046499&z=14&m=b I cannot write all the details right now because I have to wrap gifts for Christmas.  In any case, what I told you yesterday has come true.  Al-Raashideen is now surrounded with the liberation of Khaan Al-‘Asal.  Hundreds of disaffected rodents from the Ahraar Al-Shaam gangster organization have surrendered and are trying…