August 29th, 2015 08:54 am    438 comments

ISIS LOSES ELECTRONIC RAT WIZ; TRUCE FALLS APART IN AL-ZABADAANI; RATS COLLECT RODENT ORGANS IN TURKEY

AL-RAQQA:  All rats, no matter how much talent they might have, are going to die in Syria.  This is exactly what happened to the degenerate monster and heretic seen in the picture herein-above.  He was Junayd Hussayn (a/k/a “Abu Hussayn Al-Bareetaani”), a U.K. citizen (natch) of Pakistani origin.  He was reportedly killed in an American…

August 27th, 2015 09:48 am    55 comments

LATAKIA’S NORTH ON FIRE AS SYRIAN ARMY AND AIR FORCE SHATTER THE BONES OF TERRORIST RATS; 110 KILLED OR WOUNDED

(File photo from MMedia) LATAKIA:  The Syrian Army has taken over another 4 summits around Jubb Al-Ahmar while using the air cover provided by the SAAF to penetrate defensive lines of Alqaeda which are designed to block any further SAA encroachment into the eastern side of the coastal mountain range overlooking the Ghaab Plain.  The…

August 25th, 2015 12:59 pm    206 comments

HAMA: JAYSH AL-FATH TAKES A BATH IN BLOOD AS SYRIAN MILITARY BEARS DOWN; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-ZAHRAA` IN ALEPPO

HAMA:  With the battle in Latakia heating up and the Syrian Army’s takeover of 4 hilltops over Jubb Al-Ahmar being broadcast all over, the Syrian army has redoubled its efforts to dislodge rodents from areas they occupy in Hama Province.   Tallat Al-Qarqoor:  Jaysh Al-Fath lost another leader in a perfect aerial assault. Mustafaa Hazzaa’…

August 24th, 2015 01:55 pm    130 comments

MASSIVE BATTLE HAS BEGUN IN LATAKIA TO FREE JISR AL-SHUGHOOR; HUGE BATTLES RAGE AS TURKEY KEEPS ARMING TERRORIST RATS

LATAKIA:  The battle to control all areas west of Jisr Al-Shughoor has begun in earnest with an incessant barrage of cannon and aerial fire descending upon the plague-carrying rats of Nusra/Alqaeda, Jaysh Al-Fath, Jaysh Al-Nasr.  The battle is concentrated on a string of hilltops named for a town called Jubb Al-Ahmar. These hilltops are for…

August 24th, 2015 10:34 am    48 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DASHES DAA’ESH AND ALQAEDA AT KUWAYRIS AIRBASE; HUNDREDS OF RATS KILLED OR WOUNDED

All Syrian Military Airbases are dotted with huge reinforced hangars like this one at Kuwayris Airbase.  In the Damascus area, hangars are underground for additional protection.  The base at Mazza, which houses Syria’s fleet of MiG31 B Foxhounds, has underground hangars to protect these very valuable commodities.  This lesson was learned after the 1967 war. …

August 23rd, 2015 11:17 am    111 comments

AL-ZABADAANI: TERRORIST RESISTANCE FAILING; 56 TERRORIST JACKALS KILLED IN LATAKIA; ZIAD’S INTERVIEW WITH DR. STAGGENBORG

DAMASCUS:  There is some scuttlebutt concerning the death of the Rat King of Doumaa, Zahraan ‘Alloosh, but, no confirmation yet.  Oh, he’s going to die violently, to be sure, yet, maybe it’s not in our interest yet to see him fly off into another dimension.  You see, ’Alloosh is a doofus who leads his rats…

August 22nd, 2015 10:00 am    207 comments

SYRIA UPS THE ANTE AND SHOOTS DOWN ZIONIST F-16 BOMBER AND HELICOPTERS; SYRIA PULLS OUT ALL THE PLUGS!

DAMASCUS AND QUNAYTRA:  It had to happen, sooner or later.  The seeming diffidence of the Syrian brass had to transform into a bolder and more pugnacious articulation of Syria’s right to self-defense.  With Russia now inevitably bound to the Syrian government for reasons discussed at length on our website; and Iran, now dazzled by a…