July 25th, 2015 09:55 am    140 comments

ALQAEDA ABSORBS MASSIVE LOSSES AROUND JISR AL-SHUGHOOR AS SYRIAN AIR FORCE BATTERS TERRORIST RANKS

IDLIB:  Nothing gives your editor greater pleasure than to scan the rat-sites for outright propaganda designed to buoy up the sagging morale of the rodents who still believe God is on their side despite their comical failures and Rabelaisian fatalities.  Witnesseth:   KInsafraa Village:  16 confirmed dead in a SAAF attack followed by infantry assault. …

July 24th, 2015 11:46 am    122 comments

HUNDREDS OF ALQAEDA RATS KILLED IN DER’AH IN HUGE AND DISASTROUS OPERATION! BRITISH IMBECILES TO BLAME

DER’AH:  Something important is happening in Syria.  Not only in Al-Hasakah where we find hundreds, if not thousands of young men and women, rushing to join the Popular Defense Committees, but also, in Der’ah where this whole mess actually started.  Notwithstanding any hostility to the Ba’athist government of Dr. Bashar Al-Assad, 2 things have happened…

July 23rd, 2015 03:00 pm    84 comments

ZABADAANI: TERRORISTS PLEADING FOR TRUCE AND AID; SYRIAN ARMY REJECTS ALL OFFERS

DAMASCUS:    Al-Zabadaani:  A major brouhaha is brewing between Harakat Ahraar Al-Shaam and Nusra/Alqaeda.  You see, the Ahraar rats want to surrender on terms acceptable to their core leadership.  Nusra wants no part of any such delay in their plans to ride the Choo-Choo to Charon’s canoe.  Threats abound as Nusra has declared its willingness…

July 22nd, 2015 02:38 pm    114 comments

BEGGING TO NEGOTIATE IN ZABADAANI! KAPOW! OBAMA’S PSYCHO-TERRORISTS PLOWED UNDER! DER’AH IS A CHARNEL HOUSE FOR RATS

DAMASCUS:   Al-Zabadaani:  It’s almost over folks.  I mean it. The rats, most of whom belong to Ahraar Al-Shaam, are pleading with commanders in the Zionist Abomination and the Hashemite Kingdom of Treason to negotiate a way out of the mess they are in.  We can confirm that the Syrian Army and its allies in…