May 31st, 2015 08:40 am    225 comments

PARTITIONING THE NEAR EAST? OVER OUR DEAD BODIES, OBAMA!

So much talk these days about the West concocting new plans to divvy up the Near East.  The term “Near East” suggests imperialism, as it should. After all, there is the near one, the middle one and the far one, all expressions made up by the English and French to describe their dominions in Asia. …

May 28th, 2015 10:40 am    264 comments

IDLIB/HAMA: SYRIAN SOLDIERS WOUNDED AT HOSPITAL HONORED FOR BRAVERY

MISYAAF AREA:  The Syrian government, the Syrian Army and the Ba’ath Party extended their congratulations, support and gratitude to three Syrian soldiers who were part of the defense forces arrayed against the stinking English-supported terrorist Alqaeda at the National Hospital at the southern entrance to Jisr Al-Shughoor.  The soldiers were:  Baasil Mansoor of Ma’areen-Saleeb, a…

May 27th, 2015 08:47 am    250 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES IN HUGE TUNNEL EXPLOSION IN JAWBAR; GRAND MUFTI OF MALARKEY AND ALLOOSH’S DEPUTY SENT TO HELL BY SAA IN DOUMAA

DAMASCUS:    Jawbar:  Here’s one which is going to have all English pedophiles crying.  Yesterday, the Syrian Army Engineering Corps were informed about a tunnel close to 15 meters deep which was being dug by the rats of “Faylaq Al-Rahmaan” (yawn).  For days SAA-MI have been monitoring the progress and allowing the rodents to fill…