August 30th, 2014 09:18 am    5 comments

ISIS CRUSHED IN HOMS; SCORES OF TERRORISTS KILLED AT MARYAMAYN

At the 2 villages of Maryamayn (The Two Marys) and Al-Shaniyya, the SAA laid waste to a group of rodents belonging to the ‘Umar Ibn Al-Khattaab Brigade (yawn. ‘Umar was the Second Righteously Guided Caliph) after their failed attempt to relocate to these villages.  The rats were led by the very dead: ‘Ammaar Mustafaa  (leader and…

August 30th, 2014 08:27 am    9 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KO’S TERRORISTS IN QUNAYTRA

  THE SYRIAN ARMY HAS COMPLETELY LIBERATED THESE 4 VILLAGES IN THE GOLAN HEIGHTS WRESTING THEM AWAY FROM THE ZIONIST TRAINED AND SUPPORTED SAVAGES UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF THE TRAITOR AND RAT, ‘ABDUL-ILAAH AL-BASHEER.  The villages are: Tal Al-Kuroom, Al-Rawaadhi, Jibbaa, Al-Jayyaah.  In the case of the last village, the SAA has not entered it,…

August 29th, 2014 03:44 pm    40 comments

SYRIAN ARMY THROTTLES TERRORISTS IN QALAMOON; TUNISIAN MURDERER KILLED

Faaleeta Foothills:  Terrorist jackasses and wanted murderers found their pathway to Hell made all that much easier by the Syrian Army.  Yesterday, while trying to hide around the town, the SAA killed 14 and took 8 wounded: Abu ‘Ubayda Al-Tunisi (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE DROPPING. Id pending.) Abu ‘Umar (Id pending) Abu Muhammad Al-Sahli (Believed to…

August 28th, 2014 10:17 am    62 comments

ABU BAKR AL-BAGHDAADI APPOINTS AUSSIE COMMANDER AT AL-JALAWLAA`; BEHEADS 4 NUSRA FREAKS OVER A CAN OF FOSTERS

The Australian government should be pleased that one of its sons from Sydney has reached the pinnacle of simian achievement by becoming Caliph Ibraaheem’s commander of the ISIS forces at Jalawlaa`, just a few kilometers northeast of Ba’qooba.  He can be seen in this picture pretending to pray to Satan after beheading 4 members of…