June 30th, 2014 06:48 pm    23 comments

SANA ANNOUNCES 404 AMNESTY REQUESTS TODAY IN PROVINCES!

  URGENT:  THE AMNESTY PROGRAM IS WORKING AS THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT HAS ANNOUNCED THE SURRENDER OF 404 CITIZENS IN THE FOLLOWING PROVINCES: IDLIB, DAMASCUS, HOMS, DAYR EL-ZOR, ALEPPO, AL-SUWAYDAA, AL-RAQQA, AL-HASAKA AND LATAKIA. VERY IMPORTANT:  A MAJOR DEFEAT FOR NUSRA IN DAAR AL-KABEERA, HOMS PROVINCE.  This town was the preferred resting point for the terrorists…

June 30th, 2014 08:44 am    32 comments

SEX JIHAD CALIPHATE DECLARED IN IRAQ AND SYRIA

Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi, seen here in his natural turban, is now the new Caliph of Kaka.  Hosannah in the Highest! Just when you thought the Age of Reason was going to make a comeback, the American-controlled Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) has formally declared the establishment of a Caliphate in areas it thinks…

June 29th, 2014 01:30 pm    51 comments

ZIONIST FM INAUGURATES THE THIRD INTIFADHA!

  The Zionist Racist Bigot Foreign Minister of the equally bigoted Zionist Apartheid State, Evet Lvovich Liberman (a/k/a Avigdor Lieberman) has urged his government to invade Gaza in what promises to be a real slaughter-fest for the bloodthirsty criminals of this so-called JudenRattenStaat.  Nothing could be more satisfying than the sight of Zionist sociopaths clashing…

June 29th, 2014 01:15 pm    14 comments

SYRIAN ARMY FEROCIOUS IN IDLIB AS TERRORISTS DROP LIKE FLIES

  IDLIB: Saraaqeb:  The earth-shaking group called the “Jabhat Thuwwaar Saraaqeb” (Revolutionaries of Saraaqeb Front, yawn) went to Hell yesterday after the SAA trapped them like “you know what” and killed them all.  Most were foreigners, Libyans, Tunisians and Iraqis.  A flatbed with 23mm cannon was confiscated for use by the NDF in killing Saudis. …

June 29th, 2014 12:54 pm    7 comments

NUSRA COLLAPSING IN DAMASCUS; TERRORISTS FLAIL AT BREWERY AND LIQUOR FACTORY

  Saqba Village:  10 Nusra terrorists killed and 23 wounded in an SAA assault at night catching the mercenaries sleeping.  A 23mm machine gun was seized and a large cache of weapons delivered to the NDF for killing Saudis: Hassan Al-Hindaawi Mufeed Barhoom Kifaah Sultaani Nizaar ‘Adlooni Hassan Al-Safsafi The rest were foreigners carrying fraudulent…

June 29th, 2014 08:09 am    30 comments

ALL ALEPPO TO BE LIBERATED IN RENEWED PUSH

Al-Baab:  The ISIS terrorist nihilists in this town, aware that the SAA is about to enter, has tried to trade the mantle of terrorist for that of jurist by publicly executing one of its own: a rat by the name of “Abu Al-‘Abbaas Al-‘Anadaani”.  He was charged with multiple counts of “larceny from a person”…

June 28th, 2014 11:15 am    84 comments

JIHADISTS AMBUSHED IN HAMA!

  Another masterful operational success for the SAA proves that the terrorists trained by Obama’s rats cannot adapt as a professional force.  The trap was set at Al-Mawrek (var: Mork as in “Mork and Mindy”).   Al-Mawrek:  To the east of the town.  I have no details about how the trap was set.  All I…