April 30th, 2014 10:50 am    29 comments

IDLIB SEES ROUT OF TURK-SPONSORED TERRORISTS

  Qumaynaas: The Syrian Army killed 8 rats and wounded a reported 21 in a firefight near this town.  4 pickups, 3 of which were mounted with 23mm cannons were destroyed. ‘Ayn Hamra in Muhambal area:  SAA combat veterans at the Ma’sara Military Checkpoint were alerted to the presence of a convoy of pickups and…

April 30th, 2014 08:29 am    49 comments

ALEPPO: SYRIAS ARMY LIKE A JUGGERNAUT

  ALEPPO: BIG DAY FOR THE JUNKYARD. SYRIAN ARMY AND NDF DESTROY OVER 50 VEHICLES USED BY RODENTS ALL OVER ALEPPO PROVINCE. Shaykh Najjaar: In the Industrial Zone, SAA clashed with a group of vermin and killed 4, wounding an estimated 9. Central Prison: No more attacks from the rats. Now, it’s the SAA’s turn. …

April 29th, 2014 11:54 am    62 comments

CAN PRAYER CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE?

“Don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story” “UNCLE AYMAN WANTS YOU!”.  Alqaeda chief and chronic cave-dweller, Ayman Al-Zhawaahiri wants you to have a nihilistic romp with him in the barren mountains of Bora Bora.  Note that dot on his forehead.  Brain damage?  Let’s see.   By: Brunhilde Liebesbombe, Special to the…

April 29th, 2014 10:18 am    39 comments

ELECTRICITY RESTORED TO ALEPPO AS RATS WITHER AWAY

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE WILL CONFIRM THE COMPLETE DELOUSING OF THESE AREAS: AL-SHAYKH SA’EED, AL-‘AAMIRIYYA AND AL-RAAMOOSA.  WE CAN ALSO CONFIRM THAT THE DAMAGE TO THE ELECTRIC GRID NEAR AL-RAAMOOSA HAS BEEN REPAIRED AND FAMILIES INSIDE THE BIG CITY CAN ENJOY ELECTRICITY NOW WITHOUT FEAR OF ANY MORE OUTAGES CAUSED BY NIHILISTIC RODENTS ARMED BY THE UNITED…

April 29th, 2014 08:47 am    25 comments

USA-LED TERRORISTS WATCH DEFENSES WITHER IN PATH OF SAA

  It’s a battle to the finish with the SAA and NDF grinding down the barricades, safe houses and trenches set up by the mostly foreign terrorists infesting the central Old City of Homs.  Attention is given to the 300 or so remaining civilians inside who refused to escape when given the opportunity out of…