March 31st, 2014 12:17 pm    67 comments

THE KASAB CAMPAIGN AND WHAT WENT WRONG WITH IT; NEWS AND COMMENT

Let’s start out with the much-ballyhooed Southern Front which was based out of the Al-Mafraq camp in Jordan and another just north of Aqaba.  Many readers were chewing on their teddy bears waiting for the inevitable attack. But SyrPer warned its readers that a great “Surprise” was awaiting the proponents of the Southern Campaign, a…

March 31st, 2014 08:33 am    34 comments

SAA CONTROLS 85% OF ALEPPO AS RATS RETREAT

ALEPPO:  As we wrote before, with the Liwaa` Al-Tawheed rodents out of Aleppo, the SAA has extended control over 85% of the city as Layramoon, Hanaanu, the Industrial Zone Northwest, Hayyaan, Bani Zayd and other areas have fallen into its hands by default.  Only ‘Anadaan remains an obstacle with hundreds of J.N. vermin still inside. …

March 29th, 2014 11:22 am    15 comments

SYRPER’S 2014 EGON KRENZ/MARKUS WOLF STASI AWARD GOES TO TURK; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

“Hey. Hey. Hey. Why can’t we all be friends?” asks Turkey’s resident clunker and President, Abdullah Gul.  “So, what’s a massacre here or there between us?” Each year, the Board of Governors of SyrPer, in consultation with readers and fans all over the world, selects one individual whose work strengthens, enables and facilitates the difficult…

March 29th, 2014 09:21 am    37 comments

URGENT! 3,000 TAWHEED RATS LEAVE ALEPPO FOR KASAB; KASAB FRONT COLLAPSING FROM SAA FIREPOWER; FALEETA AND RA`S AL-MA’AARRA LIBERATED; NEWS AND COMMENT

DAMASCUS:             FALEETA AND RA`S AL-MA’AARRA LIBERATED AT LAST!  REMANT RODENTS SURRENDER OR ELSE!  SAA ON CLEAN-UP DETAIL LOOKING FOR RODENTS. DAS ENDE FUR DIE RATTEN! ALEPPO:  THOUSANDS OF RATS LEAVE LAYRAMOON AND ‘ANADAAN UNDER ORDERS FROM TURKS TO FIGHT IN FAILED FRONT IN KASAB.  THOUSANDS OF DEAD RATS FILLING…

March 28th, 2014 02:56 pm    52 comments

TERRORIST HYENAS TASTE DEATH ALL OVER SYRIA; NUSRA WIPED OUT IN IDLIB; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

Vultures belonging to ISIS feast on dead J.N. hyenas after the SAA put them down.  IDLIB: Tal Bishmaaroon:  Located in the Al-Rooj Plain, SAA and NDF eradicated an entire nest of hyenas: Fareed Huballah Usaamaa Al-Zubayr (a/k/a Abi Al-Haqq) Misbaah Khaldoon Al-‘Ali Jaaber Al-‘Abbood Muhammad ‘Abdul-Kareem Tharwaat Al-Khudhr Ismaa’eel Jallool Sa’ood Al-‘Uwayd Jaassem Al-‘Uwayd Another…

March 28th, 2014 12:42 pm    16 comments

TURKISH ACT OF WAR! THE ENTIRE ENGLISH TEXT OF THE PLAN TO INVADE SYRIA! TAPE KIBOSHES NATO/USA PLAN

 Thanks, GR89 for the text: batu mulligan @castizbey 27th March 2014 from TwitLonger Bugünkü Suriye tapelerinin ilk partının İngilizcesi. ELECTION DRIVEN WAR PLANS – I PART 1 Ahmet Davutoğlu: “Prime Minister said that in current conjuncture, this attack (on Suleiman Shah Tomb) must be seen as an opportunity for us.” Hakan Fidan: “I’ll send 4…