February 28th, 2014 11:53 am    73 comments

142 RODENTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN SECURITY FOR AMNESTY; NEW AMBUSH NETS JACKALS IN GHOUTA; SAAF STRIKES AT RATS IN LEBANON; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

DAMASCUS:  ANOTHER PERFECT AMBUSH KILLS 29 RODENTS IN THE EAST GHOUTA. East Ghouta:  The SAA has confirmed a rat-killing ambush as rodents belonging to the Jabhat Al-Nusra made an effort to escape certain death in the East Ghouta by heading to the Qalamoon on a side road south of Al-Ruhayba where death was even more…

February 27th, 2014 02:49 pm    54 comments

TERRORISTS REELING FROM DEFEAT AT AL-‘UTAYBA

Clean-up is such a bother without a bulldozer.  Here, our Syrian troops display characteristic respect for dead rodents by giving them the old heave-ho with a spotless one conveniently located in Al-‘Utayba. DAMASCUS:  357 MEN AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE AMNESTY PROGRAM THE GOVERNMENT IS OFFERING TO THOSE WITH NO SYRIAN BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS.  THE…

February 26th, 2014 06:51 am    103 comments

SURPRISE!! SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 164 RATS IN BRILLIANT AMBUSH IN ‘UTAYBA; 2 AMERICAN CIA AGENTS CAUGHT AND BEING INTERVIEWED; SAUDIS AND JORDANIANS CRUSHED WITH NEW TECHNOLOGY

You can get these detailed reports about the new triumph in Al-‘Utayba only from SyrPer.  We can confirm with absolute confidence that 164 rodents belonging to the Jabhat Al-Nusra and Jabhat Al-Islam terrorist groups were annihilated last night in a stunningly perfect ambush laid by the SAA in the Eastern Ghouta. Via Wikimapia:  http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=33.496314&lon=36.613655&z=13&m=b The…

February 25th, 2014 02:39 pm    24 comments

OBAMA’S TERRORISTS TAKE A BEATING IN DAYR EL ZOR; RATS SAVAGED IN IDLIB; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE BBQ MOMENT

AHMAD JARBAA, PIMP AND PLAGIARIST, PREVARICATOR AND POPINJAY, POSES FOR THE COVER OF “ALTER-EGO MAGAZINE” THIS WEEK. (Thanks, Leith) DAYR EL-ZOR: Huwayjat Al-Muree’iyya:  Syrian Army and SAAF boondoggled the J.N. rodents here with spectacular tactics resulting in the deaths of 47: Hussayn Sayf-Al-Deen ‘Abdul-Baaqi Ghassaan Al-Shaaker ‘Ali Badr Al-Shumookh Muhammad Khalaf Al-Yaaseen Zhaafer Khaldoon Al-Qaassemi…

February 25th, 2014 01:04 pm    21 comments

TERRORIST EXPOSES JIHAD FRAUD – A MUST-SEE;HUGE DEMONSTRATIONS SUPPORTING DR. ASSAD AND THE SAA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHING RATS IN DAMASCUS TO THE CHEERS OF SYRIANS; NEWS AND COMMENTARY;

OUR READER, “ALL THE WORLD LOVES SYRIA” SENDS THIS INCREDIBLE EXPOSE WITH A RECOVERING TERRORIST FROM JORDAN JUST REALIZING HE WAS TREATED IN A SYRIAN GOVERNMENT HOSPITAL HIS COMPLIMENTS ARE ESPECIALLY FUNNY BECAUSE ALL THE WHILE HE THINKS HE’S BEING TREATED BY THE FSA. UNBELIEVABLE VIEWING. DON’T MISS IT. HERE IT IS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iUpIPkiDtA BANIAS:  THE…

February 24th, 2014 02:37 pm    51 comments

OBAMA’S TERRORIST RATS SUSTAIN MASSIVE LOSSES ALL OVER SYRIA; AHMAD JARBA’S COLLEGE DEGREE DECLARED FAKE; NEWS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

ALEPPO:  Fighting reported in all these areas: Al-Marja Huraytaan Bustaan Al-Qassr Bani Zayd Hayyaan Old City Al-Haawooz Roundabout and Neighborhood Al-Zabadiyya Youth Housing in Hanaanu Shaykh Najjaar Industrial area – 8 pick-ups destroyed with 3 23mm cannons seized. Nice gift. Huge loss to rats. Shaykh Sa’eed Factories: 13 rats killed, launcher seized with rockets, weapons…