THE TONY BLAIR "LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD" ANNOUNCED TODAY IN NEW YORK CITY; AWARD BROUGHT GASPS TO HARD-DRINKING REPORTERS

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S BOARD OF GOVERNORS AND EDITORIAL STAFF ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF 2013 TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR AWARD.

Every year since 2011, our publication recognized excellence in lying.  Oh, and it’s not ordinary lying;  it must be Rabelaisian!  In order to meet the strict requirements laid down by the eponymous Mr. Blair, whose own achievements in all forms of prevarication are internationally recognized and envied by the best pick-pockets, cat burglars, embezzlers and war criminals, the lying must be on a “massive scale” and designed to dupe the most “innocent” amongst us.

“Cross my heart and hope to die”.  Well, Mr. Blair, we wish you’d just do the latter and spare us any more of your genocidal shenanigans. 
It’s not easy covering up war crimes with impassioned pleas for Christian mercy and understanding.  It’s even harder to keep a straight face while burning Iraqi towns into ash and sniping Iraqi men and women as they walk down the streets of Basra to shop.  It takes a real maestro to do all that, convert to Catholicism and then pick up some fat checks from Saudi apes after currying favor with them by appealing to the public for the support of the British campaign to oust the Syrian president.  Urging violations of international law and the commission of war crimes is the bailiwick of hardened terrorists….right?………….and therein lies the biggest lie of all. 
THIS YEAR’S NOMINEES FOR THE COVETED PRIZE OF “LIAR OF THE YEAR” ARE:
(A hush comes over the crowd at Madison Square Gardens)
1.  NAVI PILLAY. 
Pillay seen here with her heroes of the Jabhat Al-Nusra in an artist’s rendering of their happy encounter
Already winning the Hindu-American “Chaiwallah of the Year” trophy for “unending  and unselfish Woggish servility” to the white man, and having bestowed upon her the “TOILET BRUSH OF KALI”, Pillay is obviously headed for bigger and better things once she leaves the post of U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights which she has occupied since 2008 despite her inability to do anything but lie.  She has already disclosed her intent to work in Hillary Clinton’s campaign for president as her chief chambermaid.  She proudly hangs her toilet brush award on her wall next to her law degree from Harvard:

   

But, Ms. Pillay is not only famous as a Wog, she is also the great granddaughter of the immortal poetess, Edna St. Vincent Pillay.  She is, moreover, a world-class liar and dissimulator.  Renowned for her ability to invent numbers out of whole cloth, she amazes the Western press with the number of Syrian fatalities in the on-going insurgency there.  Unwilling to admit that the Islamist “freedom-fighters” are killing innocent civilians by the tens of thousands, she prefers instead to point her fingers at the government even though everyone knows she’s lying. But, she does it with such panache! …..  And why shouldn’t she lie?  She is getting a nifty pension from the U.S. and an even niftier emolument from the Saudi Arabian cockroaches.      
“How many dead today, Ms. Pillay?”
“Oh, what was it?  I think we’ll make it 121,000. Okay?”
2. RAAMI ABDUL-RAHMAAN OF THE SYRIAN OBSERVATORY FOR HUMAN RIGHTS (SOHR)
Rami Abdul-Rahmaan, seen here receiving instructions from his handlers in the MI6 and watching his real “news source”, Al-Jazeera. 
This guy is slick.  A liar extraordinaire who has been nominated each year since 2011 for Liar of the Year.  His claim to fame is a lie he has communicated like a virus.  You see, here is one liar whose lies are spread by others.  For example, whenever he is quoted in the Western Press, the quote is preceded by: “According to the Syrian Observatory, which relies on a network of sources inside Syria…….”  blah, blah and blah. The problem is he has no sources inside Syria.  His sources are in Doha, Qatar, which is the original fabricating factory, MI6 at Vauxhall Cross with its team of fiction-fakers from Industrial Light and Magic, William Hague’s Foreign Ministry (a/k/a Disneyland-on-Avon) and his trusty Ouija Board.      
Abdul-Rahmaan supports the Islamist terrorists wreaking havoc inside his homeland but insists he is an adherent of the well-known Damascene commentator and opposition activist , Michel Kilo, a card-carrying communist and professional hypocrite.  What Islamist terrorists have to do with a communist of the Oleg Kolakovski school is anyone’s guess, unless, of course, you work for MI6, where anything can happen.

His lies are legion.  Always proclaiming some new barbarous assault on civilian centers as an “act of liberation” by the cannibals he secretly abets, he has been wrong on virtually everything.  In this regard, he might fare admirably with Joshua Landis as “Dr. Pangloss of the Year” because underlying all his lies is the knowledge that he is keeping a mere impression alive, even though that impression is inevitably going the way of the hoola-hoop.  By the way, even his name is a lie.       

3.  RICHARD ENGEL, NBC REPORTER AND ZIONIST WALTER MITTY

Engel, seen here with some winos who were picked up in Los Angeles for this photo, pretends he is the prisoner of some mysterious Syrian group.  At first they were terrorists.  But, then, he changed his mind and went along with the Mossad narrative: they were Assad’s agents.  Actually, they were nobody but some production team working for Shepperton Studios outside London collecting wages from Syrian Danny.

Engel is dyslexic, apoplectic, neurasthenic, polyseptic and one of the media’s biggest fibbers.  He dreams of movies recounting his exploits with gigantic orchestras playing background music conducted by Jerry Goldsmith or John Williams.  He is captured by savage terrorists threatening him with decapitation but is saved by honorable locals who spirit him back to hearth and home in the Zionist east side of Manhattan.
He speaks Egyptian Arabic!  You should hear him, it’s a howl! One can only imagine that with the other stalwarts of the New York Times (Robert Ford, Andrew Tabler, Elizabeth O’Bagy, e.g.), who are inevitably credited by that yellow rag with being “fluent” in Arabic (tee hee hee), you could have a veritable autistic rap session at some D.C. coffee house with this group of charlatans.  A laugh riot, really.

Engel will not stop lying and is committed to lies as a life’s calling.  Wherever he is found pontificating to his anchor in New York City about the “liberal” and “secular freedom fighting youth” of this or that place, he will pretend to be totally on their side without regard to any crimes they may be committing.  He, also, folds the whole story into the biggest omelet of lies in his culinary repertoire: He is a Zionist sayan whose only loyalty is to his Khazar Settler State.

4.  BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA; PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Dressed in “mufti” here (no joke), the president appears almost serene as he contemplates new abominations to foist on the American public
        
Some believe he is the Antichrist.  Some think he’s just a Chicago gutter rat who made good in the White Man’s World.  Some think he’s a closet Muslim fundamentalist Trojan Horse who got into the White House in order to promote Zionist/Islamist/Saudi/Masonic/Soros Mumbo-Jumboism.  We do not agree.

The overwhelming view of Mr. Obama is that he has only one religion with himself at the very center.  It’s Obama Humanism at its most absurd and cockalorical. Self-worship no more embarrassing, really,  than self-deification by decree. The Emperor Caligula did it.  So did the transplanted Syrian quacko Elagabalus.  Every dysfunctional psycho from Saddam to David Koresh has longed to live that ultimate lie.  And in living it and breathing its life-sustaining oxygen, you have less and less qualms about lying to everybody else. Lying becomes the fuel to power the brightest star. 

Obama’s lying is global.  It’s not only Obamacare, peekabooing at his own citizens or closing down some American Devil’s Island in Cuba.  It’s the entire pretense from day one.  It’s the aurally-pleasing ritual of listening to platitudes tarted up like little doses of spiced cake slathered with Swiss chocolate and crowned by a Maraschino cherry.  It’s the image of change – of revolution – packaged into a man unique not only because of his skin color, but, also, by the way he mesmerizes (read: snookers) his apostles – his flock (indeed) and leads them into the world of sameness untouched by the primal promises of transformation; the covenant to follow a different drummer or to just “do something outside the Beltway”. Yawn. Mediocrity as transmogrification.

Obama claims to be against terrorism.  But he lies.  He aids and abets terrorists daily and openly.  But, he lies even more when he occasionally flies a trial balloon such as classifying the Jabhat Al-Nusra as a “terrorist organization” even though, five will get you one, that it’s his own CIA which is supplying the J.N. with its weapons paid for by the Kingdom of Lies, Saudi Arabia.

This man is special.  A true liar in the spirit of Tony Blair.  Or Josef Goebbels.

5.  JUDY WOODRUFF.  PBS ANCHORWOMAN AND HOKUM MERCHANT  

Woodruff sneers incredulously at a guest who suggested that Bashar Al-Assad was a “medical doctor”.  She later rolled her eyeballs when the guest stated that not “all war crimes are committed by Assad”.  She then gagged and threw spitballs at the guest when he told her the polls all show Assad to be popular among Syrian refugees.

If you think Richard Engel is bad; well, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.  You have to see Woodruff from Monday to Friday grimacing at the PBS cameras whenever the subject of the Syrian “regime” comes up.  “Oh, isn’t it horrible!”, she exclaims.  “The freedom-loving opposition met today in democratic Turkey”, she purrs.  “Assad’s thugs committed another atrocity today in blah, blah, blah.”  And it never ends.  She just doesn’t get it.  Even if the terrorists admitted to using CW, it’s always Assad’s fault.

Woodruff’s lies have become a running gag among lie watchers.  Go to the Ann Arbor stalwart, the Brown Jug, for example, any afternoon and listen to the students regale one another with “today’s Woodruffism”.  It’s usually a blatant lie told stone-facedly or with that sad-dog look of dismay she has nearly patented as her very own.          

Artur Schopenhauer, the great German Romantic philosopher, would not be the least surprised if Woodruff won the prize since he once questioned whether females should be allowed to take an oath in court.  But, others might disagree as our readers shall soon see from the actual announcement of the winner.  This was an incredible dark-horse victory for this year’s TONY BLAIR LIAR OF THE YEAR CONTEST:

KING ABDULLAH BIN ANTOINETTE AVRIL GARDNER OF THE HASHEMITE KINGDOM OF JORDAN

(Audience cheers with approbation)
“Leave it to Beaver” with a moustache.  Aw, isn’t he cute?  Why nobody could ever suspect this treasonous chamberpot of lies could actually train and command legions of Jihadist terrorists from his own soil.  Nobody?

He arrests Jihadists traveling to fight in Syria.  He orders his newspapers to publicize the arrests.  Jordanian minions appear on television in the Arab World and trumpet their country’s animadversion to terrorism and the ugly war in Syria that is affecting their economy severely.  The King refuses to allow terrorists to operate in his country……..What balderdash.

The King of Jordan, Abdullah bin Antoinette Avril Gardner zawjat Hussein bin Zayn,  is the World’s most prolific liar.  Why, he even makes Tony Blair and David Cameron seem like Little Lord Fauntleroys when it comes to this particular talent. And it is prodigious.

Unless you believe in ghosts, Martian UFOs, dragons, Judge Dredd, Superman or any other creature from the imagination of minds addled by laudanum, you might not believe that the King of Jordan, half-British/half-Arabian-dwarf, is clueless about thousands of terrorists from Saudi Arabia, inter alia, along with CIA contractors and British terrorism enablers, sleeping, eating, drinking and making merry in the Jordanian garrison town of Al-Mafraq.  By listening to this British factotum, you’d think he was really King PlayStation, as As’ad Abu-Khalil regularly describes him.  Is it possible?  Can you not know there is a foreign army stationed on your soil?

This one lie, repeated so often by this consolation-prize monarch, is so puzzlingly inept, so naive, so ingenuous, it requires recognition by all.  This is the LIE OF THE CENTURY!

Everyday, we hear about terrorists crossing the border from Jordan into Syria.  We even hear terrorists describe escaping arrest and injury in Syria by driving their cars to the Al-Ramtha area where they regularly receive medical treatment from Jordanian doctors at hospitals owned by the king himself.  Inter-terrorist communications from Al-Mafraq are daily monitored by Syrian, Russian and Iranian intelligence services.  Is the King feeling all right?  I mean, does he deny Mossad is located inside his country? ……………….You bet your bippy.

No lie is too much for this pygmy-prevaricator.  He is unbelievable.  His bag of tricks is nothing more than a big smile for the cameras and a stern-demeanor when asked about all those photographs of terrorists training, playing, jaunting on the sacred soil of his desert Kingdom of Lies.  No rat deserved this award more than this snake.

King Abdullah shall receive an autographed copy of the Book of Lies by James Moloney:

     

In addition to that, His Highness, shall also have his name engraved on the wall of “Liar’s Paradise” at the headquarters of Syrian Perspective in Brooklyn, New York.  Good show.  What an honor it must be for the Hashemites to be so included.

  

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GeirSmith
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A majority of people think Obama’s the Antichrist. At least a majority of birthers/Tea Party. In a recent “The Guardian” of London survey one in eight of people are found to think Obama’s the Antichrist. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/apr/02/americans-obama-anti-christ-conspiracy-theories One in four Americans think Obama may be the antichrist, survey says About one in four Americans suspect that President Barack Obama might be the antichrist, ….. according to a poll released on Tuesday. The survey, which was conducted by Public Policy Polling, asked a sample of American voters ….. The study revealed that 13% of respondents thought Obama was “the antichrist”, while another… Read more »
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He seems like such a loser. I mean, it appears he’s just lucky. I don’t know if he fits the bill for a title so menacing. Ziad

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Hello you desert piece of shit..I’m a supporter of Assad, but a Hindu. Abuse Navi pillay all you want..couldnt give a damn, but dont insult Hindu religion because frankly we are not mass murdereing each other based on religion and more importantly, she isnt a Hindu.

And p.o.s who consider an arab paedophile warlord as a the finest example of man shouldnt really be talking about Goddess Kali.

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As a Muslim (and a supporter of Dr. Bashar) I agree that one should not insult others’ religions. Neither seriously, nor joking. But anyway dear Anonymous, one should not call anyone a “desert piece” of whatever.

Mahmoud from Germany

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That’s very true Mahmoud. Name-calling is wrong. Islam and the Koran should be banned and forbidden because they say exactly what you say is bad: they say to Kill Jews and Christians in 109 verses because those are criminal offenses and punished by law in non-Muslim countries. Islam was luckily booted out of Europe in the 13th century.

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I agree, we do not need to bring ones religion into this, just call her a liar that she is and that’s it, and Geir you better rubbish Christianity as most of the Quran is based on that.

GeirSmith
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Sure I’ll rubbish Christianity but it doesn’t compare to Islam.

Islam is the worst thing in the world today and anyone saying the otherwise is a liar.

Anything diifficult to understand in that?

Ziad Fadel
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I am sorry you have no sense of humor. The post is supposed to be funny. That she is a chaiwallah cannot be disputed. And frankly, I don’t care about whether she’s a Hindu or not. I know she is Tamil in origin and born in South Africa. Please don’t take humor too seriously. And as far as Kali is concerned, all I know about her is what was in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. That’s about how knowledgeable I am about Hindu gods. That being said, kindly lighten up and stop burning missionaries and their children to… Read more »
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Go away coolie

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And those who are Christain’s should not be insulted or killed for being a Christain… each has their own right to believe as they want.

Ziad Fadel
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Agreed. Ziad

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It takes great effort to convince myself that navi pillay is actually a female. She looks more like a hideous old geriatric man. Anon dec 15 1057am, please go back to worshipping cow droppings and leave us alone. Thanks in advance…

Rgds,

Martin

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Thanks, Martin. She is not Raquel Welch. Ziad

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Guys, let’s not insult each other’s religions. I respect Ziad, but I think he shouldn’t have mentioned Kali. I’m an Indian Orthodox Christian, but I recognize that insulting Kali is a sensitive issue for Hindus. To India’s credit, India is supporting Syria diplomatically, despite enormous Western pressure to the contrary.

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I cannot believe that my readers are so devoid of a sense of humor. Please check my response to the angry Hindu above. Ziad

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Let us stay on the topic of this blog: the zionist proxy war against Syria.

@Geir: please get your own blog IMHO where you can moan about Islam as much as you want. Here you are just being ostentatious and you embarrass yourself.

Michel

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Michel, I don’t think you’re intellectually able to conduct what others should say and think Michel and I see it as ugly for you to pretend to do so. I don’t give a damn about anyone’s religion I’m not sectarian. I can’t even stand up for my Buddhists because they’ve betrayed everybody by supporting Obama the Antichrist. I’m going to list the instances where Ziad spoke about Obama being the Antichrist in the past, because I’ve listed them in article already. It’s at the newest SyrPer now. I think there are some hidden agendas here and Michel might well be… Read more »
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GeirSmith:
Be supportive of the Syrian people, or sod off.

the Thylacine

Ziad Fadel
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Geir is obsessed with Obama’s Antichrist status. That’s okay. He doesn’t harm anyone by saying that. And I don’t think Obama has any feelings to begin with. Ziad

GeirSmith
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Ziad’s not so obsessed with Obama’s Antichrist status. I’m the one who’s obesessed with revealing him. In the midst of this fight and death I’m going to address a topic which will make you howl. All you demons will complain that you want to talk about fighting and killing and that’s all. But you don’t know that this battle is prophesied in the Bible and Ziad says so. Check it out. I’ve been holding a conversation with Ziad since about eight months now and it’s on-going during the dust and furor of the battlefield. In a recent article four days… Read more »
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cont….DURING HIS PRESIDENCY AND THE ENSLAVEMENT OF THE WHITE CHRISTIAN AND MUSLIM RACE BEFORE THEIR ANNIHILATION.. Obama’s minions are well-known: ….Susan Rice, African half-breed like the Antichrist himself…. ….the Rothschilds – …. bring about the rise of Satan, their King!… Here, in [Syria], the Antichrist will feign insult and outrage, he will exhort the innocent to war and lay waste to everything which is holy to the people of the world… Oh, the prices of oil will crush the will to drive, transport or move. The West will grind to a halt amid a new Ice Age. The West will… Read more »
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I have no stake in the Syrian conflict “the Thylacine”, I browsed here by chance. My only objective is defeating the Antichrist Obama. Anyone opposing Obama is my strategically tactical ally. I come back occasionally now because Ziad said Obama’s the Antichrist. He and I exchanged ideas for articles about Obama back in Sept. And I made a few articles at BeforeItsNews wiith copy pastes of his articles at SyrPer.

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