Every year since 2011, our publication recognized excellence in lying. Oh, and it’s not ordinary lying; it must be Rabelaisian! In order to meet the strict requirements laid down by the eponymous Mr. Blair, whose own achievements in all forms of prevarication are internationally recognized and envied by the best pick-pockets, cat burglars, embezzlers and war criminals, the lying must be on a “massive scale” and designed to dupe the most “innocent” amongst us.
His lies are legion. Always proclaiming some new barbarous assault on civilian centers as an “act of liberation” by the cannibals he secretly abets, he has been wrong on virtually everything. In this regard, he might fare admirably with Joshua Landis as “Dr. Pangloss of the Year” because underlying all his lies is the knowledge that he is keeping a mere impression alive, even though that impression is inevitably going the way of the hoola-hoop. By the way, even his name is a lie.
Engel is dyslexic, apoplectic, neurasthenic, polyseptic and one of the media’s biggest fibbers. He dreams of movies recounting his exploits with gigantic orchestras playing background music conducted by Jerry Goldsmith or John Williams. He is captured by savage terrorists threatening him with decapitation but is saved by honorable locals who spirit him back to hearth and home in the Zionist east side of Manhattan.
He speaks Egyptian Arabic! You should hear him, it’s a howl! One can only imagine that with the other stalwarts of the New York Times (Robert Ford, Andrew Tabler, Elizabeth O’Bagy, e.g.), who are inevitably credited by that yellow rag with being “fluent” in Arabic (tee hee hee), you could have a veritable autistic rap session at some D.C. coffee house with this group of charlatans. A laugh riot, really.
Engel will not stop lying and is committed to lies as a life’s calling. Wherever he is found pontificating to his anchor in New York City about the “liberal” and “secular freedom fighting youth” of this or that place, he will pretend to be totally on their side without regard to any crimes they may be committing. He, also, folds the whole story into the biggest omelet of lies in his culinary repertoire: He is a Zionist sayan whose only loyalty is to his Khazar Settler State.
4. BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA; PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Dressed in “mufti” here (no joke), the president appears almost serene as he contemplates new abominations to foist on the American public
Some believe he is the Antichrist. Some think he’s just a Chicago gutter rat who made good in the White Man’s World. Some think he’s a closet Muslim fundamentalist Trojan Horse who got into the White House in order to promote Zionist/Islamist/Saudi/Masonic/Soros Mumbo-Jumboism. We do not agree.
The overwhelming view of Mr. Obama is that he has only one religion with himself at the very center. It’s Obama Humanism at its most absurd and cockalorical. Self-worship no more embarrassing, really, than self-deification by decree. The Emperor Caligula did it. So did the transplanted Syrian quacko Elagabalus. Every dysfunctional psycho from Saddam to David Koresh has longed to live that ultimate lie. And in living it and breathing its life-sustaining oxygen, you have less and less qualms about lying to everybody else. Lying becomes the fuel to power the brightest star.
Obama’s lying is global. It’s not only Obamacare, peekabooing at his own citizens or closing down some American Devil’s Island in Cuba. It’s the entire pretense from day one. It’s the aurally-pleasing ritual of listening to platitudes tarted up like little doses of spiced cake slathered with Swiss chocolate and crowned by a Maraschino cherry. It’s the image of change – of revolution – packaged into a man unique not only because of his skin color, but, also, by the way he mesmerizes (read: snookers) his apostles – his flock (indeed) and leads them into the world of sameness untouched by the primal promises of transformation; the covenant to follow a different drummer or to just “do something outside the Beltway”. Yawn. Mediocrity as transmogrification.
Obama claims to be against terrorism. But he lies. He aids and abets terrorists daily and openly. But, he lies even more when he occasionally flies a trial balloon such as classifying the Jabhat Al-Nusra as a “terrorist organization” even though, five will get you one, that it’s his own CIA which is supplying the J.N. with its weapons paid for by the Kingdom of Lies, Saudi Arabia.
This man is special. A true liar in the spirit of Tony Blair. Or Josef Goebbels.
5. JUDY WOODRUFF. PBS ANCHORWOMAN AND HOKUM MERCHANT
Woodruff sneers incredulously at a guest who suggested that Bashar Al-Assad was a “medical doctor”. She later rolled her eyeballs when the guest stated that not “all war crimes are committed by Assad”. She then gagged and threw spitballs at the guest when he told her the polls all show Assad to be popular among Syrian refugees.
If you think Richard Engel is bad; well, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. You have to see Woodruff from Monday to Friday grimacing at the PBS cameras whenever the subject of the Syrian “regime” comes up. “Oh, isn’t it horrible!”, she exclaims. “The freedom-loving opposition met today in democratic Turkey”, she purrs. “Assad’s thugs committed another atrocity today in blah, blah, blah.” And it never ends. She just doesn’t get it. Even if the terrorists admitted to using CW, it’s always Assad’s fault.
Woodruff’s lies have become a running gag among lie watchers. Go to the Ann Arbor stalwart, the Brown Jug, for example, any afternoon and listen to the students regale one another with “today’s Woodruffism”. It’s usually a blatant lie told stone-facedly or with that sad-dog look of dismay she has nearly patented as her very own.
KING ABDULLAH BIN ANTOINETTE AVRIL GARDNER OF THE HASHEMITE KINGDOM OF JORDAN
He arrests Jihadists traveling to fight in Syria. He orders his newspapers to publicize the arrests. Jordanian minions appear on television in the Arab World and trumpet their country’s animadversion to terrorism and the ugly war in Syria that is affecting their economy severely. The King refuses to allow terrorists to operate in his country……..What balderdash.
The King of Jordan, Abdullah bin Antoinette Avril Gardner zawjat Hussein bin Zayn, is the World’s most prolific liar. Why, he even makes Tony Blair and David Cameron seem like Little Lord Fauntleroys when it comes to this particular talent. And it is prodigious.
Unless you believe in ghosts, Martian UFOs, dragons, Judge Dredd, Superman or any other creature from the imagination of minds addled by laudanum, you might not believe that the King of Jordan, half-British/half-Arabian-dwarf, is clueless about thousands of terrorists from Saudi Arabia, inter alia, along with CIA contractors and British terrorism enablers, sleeping, eating, drinking and making merry in the Jordanian garrison town of Al-Mafraq. By listening to this British factotum, you’d think he was really King PlayStation, as As’ad Abu-Khalil regularly describes him. Is it possible? Can you not know there is a foreign army stationed on your soil?
This one lie, repeated so often by this consolation-prize monarch, is so puzzlingly inept, so naive, so ingenuous, it requires recognition by all. This is the LIE OF THE CENTURY!
Everyday, we hear about terrorists crossing the border from Jordan into Syria. We even hear terrorists describe escaping arrest and injury in Syria by driving their cars to the Al-Ramtha area where they regularly receive medical treatment from Jordanian doctors at hospitals owned by the king himself. Inter-terrorist communications from Al-Mafraq are daily monitored by Syrian, Russian and Iranian intelligence services. Is the King feeling all right? I mean, does he deny Mossad is located inside his country? ……………….You bet your bippy.
No lie is too much for this pygmy-prevaricator. He is unbelievable. His bag of tricks is nothing more than a big smile for the cameras and a stern-demeanor when asked about all those photographs of terrorists training, playing, jaunting on the sacred soil of his desert Kingdom of Lies. No rat deserved this award more than this snake.
King Abdullah shall receive an autographed copy of the Book of Lies by James Moloney:
In addition to that, His Highness, shall also have his name engraved on the wall of “Liar’s Paradise” at the headquarters of Syrian Perspective in Brooklyn, New York. Good show. What an honor it must be for the Hashemites to be so included.