SECOND POST – OCTOBER 16, 2013 – LEVANTINITIS? WHAT IS THE DISEASE? IS THERE A CURE? NEWS AND NONSENSE FROM THE WORLD PRESS

THE NEW DISEASE DU JOUR: LEVANTINITIS.  IS THERE A CURE?  HOW DID IT START?  WHERE CAN WE SEE IT?  THESE AND OTHER QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN TODAY’S MEDICAL CORNER – A NEW ADDITION TO SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S ECLECTIC VISION OF THE FUTURE.

NO! IT IS NOT A LITHUANIAN TENNIS PLAYER!! FOR GOD’S SAKE.

NO! IT IS NOT A DISEASE SPREAD BY OSCAR LEVANT!  HE’S AN EASTERN EUROPEAN JEW, ANYWAYS.

NO! IT IS NOT A FORM OF TINNITUS ENDEMIC TO THE LEVANT.

IT IS, HOWEVER, WIDESPREAD AND DEADLY TO POLITICAL ORGANIZATION.

All SyrPer readers are aware that the Syrian National Coalition (SNC), an American-led, Saudi-bribed and French-fed cabal of Syrian expatriates has rejected unconditionally any invitation to participate in the much-ballyhooed Geneva 2 Conference which aims to resolve the Syrian Crisis.  George “Captain Kangaroo” Sabra has put the kibosh on any such involvement by sternly facing the cameras and screaming “Pffffssst!” –  or so the story goes.

Stalinist George Sabra, seen here, looking imperiously at the camera after receiving his first pay check from Bandar Bush the Bouncing Orangutan of Oran. 

Then, a concatenation of even sterner rebukes eructed out of Syria from over 70 fighting groups and opposition organizations denouncing the SNC and its Stalinist “Christian” chairman – who, by the way, should have been replaced months ago pursuant to the SNC Charter a la Burhan Ghalioun. But nobody wants the job or the squalid Istanbooli hotel room in which Mr. Sabra now vents his daily rages.

And, with Saudi-supported pimp and procureur, Ahmad Jarba, having handed the mantle of Prime Minister to Ahmad Tu’meh (a dentist for Pity’s Sake) of the NATIONAL COALITION OF SYRIAN REVOLUTION AND OPPOSITION FORCES (NACOSROF), we have a Saudi-supported illicit sex merchant sharing power with an epicene Saudi-hated lackey of the Muslim Brotherhood.  Is there any chemistry here?  We think not.  

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“Is it safe?”  Syria’s own Dr. Christian Szell speaks out about how he had to fight gingivitis in jail for years as a result of “false charges” alleging he was stealing gold from people’s molars in Dayr El Zor.  

But even more ominous still, the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) just kicked the FSA out of A’zaaz in a fit of pique and threatened to attack Turkey if it didn’t open up border checkpoints to allow terrorists free access to Turkish women and shangleesh cheese.  The Stratfor organization has documented hundreds of ISIS nihilists moving into southern Turkey – not to fight Dr. Assad – but to fight that nincompoop Erdoghan.  Is Erdoghan in trouble? Does camembert smell?   

What could be the cause of such cantankerousness?  It is as though these people were somehow afflicted with a medical condition that would explain their bizarre behavior.  But, why doesn’t Dr. Assad suffer from any symptoms?  Certainly not the Syrian army. What is wrong?

LEVANTINITIS         

Discovered in the year 1100 B.C. by the Canaanite astrologer and quack Jubal Ben Barca, it was first called Hiblaana Kan’aaneem orCanaanite stupidity”.  It was documented by Homer in his Iliad and Hippocrates in his “Hoi Desmoterioi Surianoi kai Pathogeneses Maroonites”.  It was only when Alexander the Great finally conquered Syria and found out he couldn’t make any headway in the City State of Tyre after being attacked by whole swarms of hot falafel balls that he threw up his hands and conquered India instead.  His famous dictum:  “Give me 5 stubborn Macedonians, 3 Bulgarians, 1 Etruscan, half a Trebizond warrior,  and you can have the whole stinking race of Syrians”, is taught at every school in Greece until today.

It was finally diagnosed and classified as a major disorder by Dr. Etwas Fremde of Freiburg University who spent 13 years in Beirut, Syria, during the reign of Sultan Mehmet VI.  Fremde was being driven insane by his own “eyebrows” and what he called “these exasperating, uncontrolled, undisciplined, back-biting, disorganized clans of hummus-eating carnivorous sheep!” 
     

Dr. Etwas Fremde in this photograph taken by Abdullah Freres after his arrival for treatment in Istanbul wildly smiles for the camera and flashes the eyebrows which made him mad.  He was first diagnosed with rabies.  Then, an Italian psychiatrist declared he had been around Levantines too long and needed rest at a Swiss sanitarium.  He was never released and died in his holding cell.

Levantinitis was the subject of a medical report in the Beirut Medical Journal in 1963 where Professor Jean Pierre Abu-Qirwaadeeniyyaati, a University of Michigan-trained epidemiologist, declared it a “plague, a curse and a living Tingler strapped to the spine of every Lebanese person”.  His suggestion?  “Kill all of them!”  Dr. Abu-Qirwaadeeniyyaati was also quickly sent to the Al-‘Asfooriyya Psychiatric Facility where he was beaten to death by a Force 16 thug who felt such an act would please Camille Chamoun and all Lebanese patriots.   

What are the symptoms?

1.  The sufferer always has this urge to stab his ally in the back;
2.  The sufferer makes claims of sincerity while reveling in pangs of superficiality and sloth;
3.  Those who have it find it impossible to arrive on time for anything;
4.  Arriving on time is viewed as an affront;
5.  Sufferers regularly praise a friend while helping to dig his grave under his own kitchen;
6.  Sufferers always try to cruelly oust a friend who was just appointed to a higher position;
7.  Friends are scorned and vilified with sneers and snorts when they receive honors;
8.  All efforts to organize are perfunctorily sabotaged by inaction or pure perversity;
9.  Success is viewed as failure;
10.  Money trumps all principles, especially religious ones.

If you have any of these symptoms, you are probably from the Levant.

So why don’t the Syrian soldiers, security men, police or Dr. Assad have it?

We asked Dr. Haytham Abu-Khalaa’ah, an opposition eminence grise and physician about how that was so.  His answer:

“The Ba’ath Party knows all this and doesn’t allow the condition to manifest itself.  Morons who act out their instincts are quickly “corrected”.  That’s how it’s done.  That’s why Assad will win.  And that’s why the opposition is doomed to live out its life in a Turkish bath house.”  

ZAF

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NEWS AND NONSENSE FROM THE WORLD PRESS:

It seem SyrPer’s insistence on war crimes investigations has finally caught on:

http://www.worldtribune.com/2013/10/16/turkish-opposition-wants-to-know-if-war-crimes-were-committed-with-aid-sent-to-al-qaida-fighters-in-syria/

Claudia sends this trenchant expose of Kerry as acolyte to Tony Blair.  Enjoy the references to chess in describing the Russian tack:

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/10/15/john-kerry-liar-liar-pants-on-fire/

Frank R. sends this important peaen to Snowden’s patriotism by way of retired CIA officers. A must-read. Thanks, Frank, Ziad

http://truth-out.org/news/item/19434-edward-snowden-is-a-patriot-ex-nsa-cia-fbi-and-justice-whistleblowers-meet-leaker-in-moscow

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A close university friend of Bashar al-Assad, Ayman Abdulnour served as an adviser to al-Assad during the years he was being groomed for the Syrian presidency following the unexpected death of his brother in 1994. Al-Assad “really wanted to make reforms. We believed in that,” Abdulnour told Al Monitor last year. Soon after Bashar al-Assad assumed the presidency in 2000 following the death of his father Hafez, Abdulnour saw the reforms to modernize Syria he had discussed with al-Assad sidelined, as policies were enacted to enrich the new president’s inlaws, cousins and cronies. http://syriadirect.org/main/36-interviews/857-christians-are-active-participants-in-the-syrian-revolution-ayman-abdulnour Just like I figured. Assad, Inc.… Read more »
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Again … deposing Assad will not get you either freedom or democracy will it you silly person? Amir

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Just to clarify … destroying the infrastructure, the heritage, the secularism ; inviting/supporting/facilitating murderous lunatics to ravage the country and commit unspeakable crimes against the citizens randomly and at every opportunity to terrorize the vast majority of the citizens in areas under the “FSA” etc control ; supported by KSA/Qatar/Turkey/Israel/FUKUS etc … doesn’t that tell you something? Libya is now enjoying your freedom and Democracy which you want for Syria.

You should live in Libya and enjoy all that lovely freedom and democracy. Amir

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Yo Ziad

Another masterpiece bro … had me rolling round gasping for breath !! LMAO … your on a roll (as am I )!! Keep disseminating the mix of great content (can’t be bothered to list it all again !! … but you know what I’m saying).!! Thanks for it bro .. Amir

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To Amir: you are welcome. To the repetitive troll who keeps regurgitating hackneyed news: if you don’t stop, you will be deleted. ZAF

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http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2013/10/16/329762/turkey-returns-fire-at-syria-militants/ Hello ZiadThe above could become a trend to get NATO article 4 and 5 or some other jack up on Syria,as Kerry rages over Geneva II….returning to his outrageous lying like a dog to the vomit…..blaming Russia for derailed talks. Its not likely the Globalists can run their game from Jordan…..so….Erdogan is lastglobalist puppet standing.Nosferatu [Netanyahu] will not initiate a war which gives Syria full UNSCR right to defend. Nosferatu’s metro sexual/gay parade loving military would faint after a week of it.Erdogan will find the NATO chalice does not grant eternal life. Obama’s not going to send Otto Skorzney… Read more »
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The Turks firing at the Turkish-supported cannibals is typical of paranoiac individuals who fear the inevitable approach of the noose for war crimes. It’s a form of onanism. Whatever the case, Kerry’s maneuverings don’t trouble the very adept Russians. Jordan front is a complete flop with a big surprise coming. I will reveal it when it is safe to do so. Nosferatu? The undead. That might work for Sharon. I don’t think Obama will send Skorsczeny to save Erdoghan’s Islamist derriere. Ziad

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Learn how kids are becoming the last stand for recognition and emphatic reactions for the course of the insurgents.

A marketing-offensive-type of vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI6ILDCkGok
followed by an example of sheer mind-raping of minors, though older, as a reminder still proof of the inhumane FemaleSeductionistsApologetics tactics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukBxARhjPSA

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I agree. Tragedy. Ziad

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Sabra from Aleppo are originally Jewish. The family is not an originally Christian Syrian family.

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Be careful not to mix nodern Hebrew will old Aramaic. Sabra, refers to cactus. Captain Kangaroo is as prickly as a prickly pear. If he is a Jew from Aleppo, he might want to consider Brooklyn as a nice place to hide. He can meet Dan Hedaya, the actor, there. Ziad

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Turkish military says hits Islamist militant positions in Syria

“Turkey’s army said on Wednesday it had fired on al Qaeda-linked fighters over the border in northern Syria in response to a stray mortar shell which struck Turkish territory.

The military fired four artillery shells at positions of fighters of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) on Tuesday, the general staff statement said.”

Not Syrian guv military, not PKK, they attacked, but their own allies? Strange.

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More info on this:

Turkey returns fire at Syria militants’ targets

http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2013/10/16/329762/turkey-returns-fire-at-syria-militants/

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It’s not strange if you feel the noose of an international court tightening. It’s like the Brits and the French pretending to arrest militants before they go to Syria. Almost makes you want to vomit. Ziad

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I see there is a similar interview regarding Snowden’s award, this time in Russia. http://rt.com/news/rt-whistleblowers-snowden-prize-983/ Note that RT was not stupid enough to ask where Edward Snowden is. What is important is that there is a subculture which includes high ranking people, not to mention leaders in many countries who do not like what NATO is doing. This has enormous ramifications. Consider that since the Federal Reserve would not return German gold and since NAS spying, Brazil is setting up it’s own email system, BRICS are laying their own internet cables. BRICS are setting up their own world bank, Germany… Read more »
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Hey Frank
Great post…;enjoyed reading it and was moved to say so !! Thanks bro …. Amir

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Thankyou Amir.

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Great. Thank you. Snowden is a patriot and a hero. I wish Assange could get out of London. Ziad

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I think the chances that the corrupt City of London collapses around him in the next decade is more than 50%.

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>>You need to remember always that it was finally proven in a highly respected Swiss study that it is these banks which control corporations amounting to 60% of the world’s wealth. Hence they control governments, Obamacare, Big Pharma and all the criminal mercenary corporations behind the rats too. Chase bank is said to be the major bank running the Socialist debit system to Gov dependents inthe USA…They had glitches with this recently and the Obama phone people went nutsy squirrel…rushing onstores for food and such off their card limit which in some locations in the USA…..vanished as per limit.they ransacked… Read more »
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Terrorist Rodents Fall Victim to Superior Syrian Arab Army – Wiley E. Coyote

http://youtu.be/pBOYREMzi9k

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Who says that the mainstream media is not run by the Vatican? Paedophile Jimmy Saville Papal Knight. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_St._Gregory_the_Great Johnny Rotten revealed everything on BBC radio, but it was edited out. http://21stcenturywire.com/2013/07/08/sex-pistols-star-johnny-rottens-warning-about-jimmy-savile-was-cut-by-bbc/ Interestingly they want to hear from this policeman now, who caught Jimmy Saville with an underage girl in 1965. Paul Leonard says the twisted DJ, who was parked in a lay-by, said: “I’m waiting for midnight when she turns 16… so piss off if you want to keep your job.” Papal Knights have the power to sack police maybe? And censor the media? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/audio-jimmy-savile-told-police-2460910 Not the nine oclock news… Read more »
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>>Who says that the mainstream media is not run by the Vatican? In my post above about Chase bank…The Vatican ratlined/paperclipped the Nazi experten into the USA and to all points in the world in connection with Bormann’s 700 front corporations. The SMOM are directly linked to banking and their Uber speciality…Intelligence.for eg…the Jesuits are the guide of Bank of America While some see the Jews behind the globalism…..the historic evidence is the secretsocieties which merged with Constantine period forward ran the socio con of mankind,the Jews served them [as they had historic legacy this direction and Rome needed tocurb… Read more »
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Damn, this tells it exactly as it is.

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/appeal-for-uk-savile-cop-to-come-forward/story-e6frfkui-1226742051591

How come people can’t see who really runs the world?

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Even Jews are leaking about Israeli control of America. Obama busted him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamai_Leibowitz

Obama is pretty paranoid isn’t he?

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Professor Boyle is confident of arresting Bush and Obama for war crimes.

http://www.frequency.com/video/worldwide-arrest-warrants-for-obama-bush/104866658/-/5-50

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