We can confirm that the strategic towns of ‘Ish Al-Warwar, Al-Haydariyya and West Al-Dumayna are now completely in the hands of the SAA. These towns are significant because they represent a complete cut-off of FSA and J.N. supply lines into Al-Qusayr.
Al-Qusayr: We can attest to the surrender yesterday of 231 FSA rodents from the Al-Qusayr area. The surrender was arranged through MI negotiators who were informed that the rodents had little ammunition and water left. The only condition the rodents attached to the surrender agreement was that their “status would be treated fairly”. The MoD did not commit to any agreement regarding deserters. According to Wael there were only 7 deserters, anyway. Hardly a big issue. There remain now about 1,200 vermin most of whom are FSA or civilian sympathizers. The J.N. is estimated at around 400. They will all be killed anon.
Sunayda Intersection: A KIA truck ferrying 40 IEDs with 1kg-10kg of C-4 was intercepted, searched and seized. The intersection lies at the direct road from Salamiyya to Al-Rastan. A firefight broke out between SAA and 5 snakes aboard the truck. All 5 were killed:
Al-Rastan: An IED factory was uncovered and destroyed. 3 rats confirmed dead. No details.
Deeba: A superbly laid ambush by SAA and militia put the kibosh on a desperate effort by Jabhat Al-Nusra rodents to resupply their litter-mates in Homs City. 9 confirmed dead. Only these 2 carried papers:
West Al-Dumayna in the farming area: Confirmed 7 rats killed, 18 taken prisoner. No details.
Homs City: Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah and Hayy Al-Qusoor. A firefight, after SAA launched an attack on a nest of vipers, netted these specimens of sludge:
“Abu-‘Aamer” (id pending)
Another 4 bodies could not be identified. 6 were wounded and taken prisoner.
At the Abu-Dhuhoor Airbase, the SAA continues to add more fertilizer to the surrounding fields by killing rats and leaving their bodies to putrefact in the hot sun. Nobody will pick up the bodies because of the number of snipers in the area. But, rat efforts to infiltrate the base have met with consistently miserable results for Saleem Idrees and his American terrorism enablers. We can confirm that the SAA killed 87 rats around the base yesterday in another debacle worthy of the great Saleem Idrees. Wael reports that spotters counted 29 direct hits on the enemy causing wounds.
Al-Nayrab Youth Camp (YAWN): That’s right folks. They’re still trying to take over this base even though all large stores of weapons have been removed months ago. No details.
Same area, at the Brick Factory, militia killed the following skunks:
WHAT A MASSACRE! WHAT IS THE FSA DOING? FSA COMMANDERS (Joke) should be more involved in rolling grape leaves. I mean, what’s left for them?
Al-Shaykh Sa’eed: An early morning raid on a nest of sleeping serpents resulted in a big wipe-out. This was a group belonging to J.N., specifically the “Liwaa’ Al-Tawheed” or “Monotheism Brigade” (yawn). Here are the scum who carried papers. All told, SAA counted 21 reptile carcasses:
Muhammad ‘Ali Al-Rahhaal
Aleppo City: At the Al-Daqqaaq Factory, the Cable Warehouse near the Harshu Hotel, SAA found enough weapons and ammunition to arm a full regiment of NDF fighters. Thank you Prince Fatso!
Al-‘Alqamiyya Service Station: NDF killed 15 rats in a firefight involving hand-to-hand combat. When the dust settled, these filthy apes were strewn all around:
The SAA also confiscated a damaged mortar and 2 23mm anti-aircraft machine gun cannons. Thanks again, Prince Porky!!
The remaining J.N. freaks carried no papers. They are suspected Libyans or Tunisians from their appearance.
Mannagh: At ‘Ain Diqna. SAA and Air Force killed 4 rats and wounded 11. No details.
Maslamiyya: A 23mm machine gun cannon was only one prize among many with this surround and snuff operation that killed 8 rodents. No survivors. Very sad. But thanks for the guns and ammo.
DAMASCUS: Another boring day of hunting down fleeing buzzards. We can proudly announce that the village of Duroosha is completely rat-free.
Sabeena: SAA artillery did the damage to remaining clusters of Jabhat Al-Nusra hyenas. We can confirm
14 dead rats. All were foreign. No papers.
Daarayyaa: At the Bakery Roundabout and Revolution Street, NDF annihilated a group of starving snipers who were tolerating their condition by snorting Vicodin tablets apparently. Wow! Those are the Holy Moley Warriors of Qatar!! 3 were killed. Monzer is not sure about any wounded or prisoners.
Yarmouk Camp: Heavy fighting reported between NDF, Palestinian Committees, SAA and the Jabhat Al-Nusra rodents whose popularity has gone down to the bottom of the commode over the last few months. Fighting mostly taking place on Palestine Street and the South Entrance to the camp. No details.
Jarbaa in the East Ghouta: This is the area where many of the fleeing cockroaches of Al-‘Utayba wound up. This town is also important because it completely strangles the terrorist efforts to bring in reinforcements. These are the dead carcasses with papers:
Another 3 could not be identified and are presumed foreign. These roaches seemed very inexperienced.
Douma: 3 IED factories were discovered and all materiel confiscated for use against Prince Fatso. In the Industrial Zone near the National Hospital. A firefight took place also and the following were put down:
At the School Roundabout, SAA killed:
Harmala Tunnel: More ammunition found and distributed to NDF. Thank you, Prince Fatso.
Bayt Sahm: Militia killed 11 rats. Confiscated lots of weapons including a mortar. Thank you, Saudi Arabia. 2 killed.
Jawbar east of the Grand Mosque, 7 skunks went to a stinky afterlife:
Barza: A car with filthy little rodents was stopped and all passengers carrying weapons were killed:
SyrPer told you who was responsible for the downing of the F-16 in Turkey. Now find out who is responsible for the Reyhanli bombings:
Syria’s seat up for grabs in the Scarab League:
The rats are supposedly coming back to Al-‘Utayba. Yeah! Sure! If you believe the CIA-funded Maronite Right:
Don’t laugh too hard after reading this nonsense. A new opposition has been formed. Oooooh. Aaaaah.
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
I guess the expression is: I got you over a barrel. But not in Syria. In Syria, we say: I got you in a barrel!
Maybe. How about: I got you in a pickle? Watch these arms merchants get the heat for selling weapons to terrorists: