THIRD POST – JANUARY 16, 2013 – UNPAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR NEW THEATRE RELEASE

THIRD POST – JANUARY 16, 2013 – UNPAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR NEW THEATRICAL RELEASE; 

A LEMUEL Z. SNARKOFF AND HYMIE PICKLESON PRODUCTION
an AMERICANIZED INTERNATIONAL GROUPPIX RELEASE

OF A SHANLEY RUBRIC FILM

DR STRANGEGLOVE
“Or how I learned to stop worrying and love cavity searches
JUST RELAX, NOW.  I JUST WANT TO SEE IF YOUR INTESTINES CONTAIN SARIN GAS BOMBLETS FROM SYRIA.  YOU CAN TRUST ME.  I’M WITH CANADIAN BORDER CONTROL”
 Dr. Strangeglove to Mildred Pontflax played by beautiful ingenue “Dagmar Frischling”.   

FROM THE SAME PRODUCTION TEAM THAT BROUGHT YOU “THE HORROR OF COUNT DRASSAD” AND “THE EVIL OF DRASSAD” AND “BLOOD OF DRASSAD” AND “THE CONFOUNDING IMPUDENCE OF DRASSAD”  AND “THE OBDURATE INSOLENCE OF EMBATTLED COUNT DRASSAD”

DR. STRANGEGLOVE BURSTS UPON THE SCREEN IN DRECKNICOLOR
IN SUPER-DUPER BANANAVISION!
IN MOULDY SURROUNDSOUND AND SENSURROUND AND VIBREXIA
AND INTRODUCING 3D SCENTORAMA!!!
A first in cinematic experiential completeness. 
STARRING IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:  Rock Burpleson as “Strangeglove”, Dagmar Frischling as “Mildred Pontflax”, George Sabra as “Mister Rogers”, Riad Al-As’ad as “Colonel Klink”, Mustapha Al-Sheikh as “Turgidson”, Ahmad Mu’az Al-Khatib as “Confucius” and Lotte Lenya as “Nurse assistant”
Special Guest Appearance: Hillary Clinton as Secretary Erma Frumpp/
Music: Dr. David Albright conducting the BBC Choral Propaganda Ensemble/ Special Effects:  Danny the Syrian/ Continuity Editor: Rami Abdel-Rahman/ Catering: Adnan Sinnu’s Apaydin Bistro and Pub/Screenplay: Rafid “Curveball” Al-Jinabi/ Producer: Ambassador Robert Ford/ Spiritual Guide: Ayman Zawahiri and a cast of thousands!!

   
“Vell. Vell. Was haben wir hier?” mumurs the evil “Nurse Assistant” played by screen legend, Lotte Lenya.  She watches cruelly as Dr. Strangeglove removes a vial of VTX gas from the bowels of Mildred Pontflax.
 WILL WWIII BE IGNITED BY A LONE CANNISTER OF POISON GAS?

In a stunning cameo appearance, Hillary Clinton, lights up the screen with her “spot-on” impersonation of herself. 

 
Hillary Clinton performs “It’s Such a Gas” in a lively and choreographed scene from Dr. Strangeglove. 

“Oh, he’s stepped over the red line!”
“Oh, he’s close to the Turkish border!”
“Oh, he’d better watch out!”
Oh, he’s embattled!”

And so many more classic lines straight from the BBC archives.

Hillary also sings the original title song:  “Gas Leak on Ben Gurion Street” with Zionist thrush Zippy Kidney. Song by Sa’ad Hariri with the Saudi Catamite Orchestra.

The critics have gone raving mad:

“You’ll bust your bladder laughing.  Strangeglove is boffo!”
Dunbar Spoolthread, Lutheran News 

“A strange mixture of political satire straight from the gut.  My innards tell me this one is going nuclear.”
Alvin Scatmeister, Fire Island Probe

STRANGEGLOVE IS COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU ON FEBRUARY THE FIRST

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