July 23rd, 2015 03:00 pm    84 comments

ZABADAANI: TERRORISTS PLEADING FOR TRUCE AND AID; SYRIAN ARMY REJECTS ALL OFFERS

DAMASCUS:    Al-Zabadaani:  A major brouhaha is brewing between Harakat Ahraar Al-Shaam and Nusra/Alqaeda.  You see, the Ahraar rats want to surrender on terms acceptable to their core leadership.  Nusra wants no part of any such delay in their plans to ride the Choo-Choo to Charon’s canoe.  Threats abound as Nusra has declared its willingness…

July 22nd, 2015 02:38 pm    114 comments

BEGGING TO NEGOTIATE IN ZABADAANI! KAPOW! OBAMA’S PSYCHO-TERRORISTS PLOWED UNDER! DER’AH IS A CHARNEL HOUSE FOR RATS

DAMASCUS:   Al-Zabadaani:  It’s almost over folks.  I mean it. The rats, most of whom belong to Ahraar Al-Shaam, are pleading with commanders in the Zionist Abomination and the Hashemite Kingdom of Treason to negotiate a way out of the mess they are in.  We can confirm that the Syrian Army and its allies in…

July 19th, 2015 10:05 am    310 comments

IDLIB: 173 TURKISH-SUPPORTED JAYSH AL-FATH RODENTS MASSACRED IN ABU DHUHOOR; 50+ ALQAEDA RATS WIPED OUT IN ZABADAANI TRYING TO ESCAPE

IDLIB:  It’s become a bit of a joke. The statistics are horrendous for the terrorist psychopathic Islamist thug-monkeys, but, the prostituted Western and Eastern Press continue to hammer out hilarious reports of various advances which simply could not have taken place.  The Syrian Army has absorbed new tactics, and even more significantly, more domestically-manufactured rockets…

July 18th, 2015 10:01 am    133 comments

QUNAYTRA AND ZABADAANI: ALQAEDA IN A SHAMBLES AS ZIONIST SUPPLY LINES CUT; ZABADAANI AMBUSH KILLS 46 ZIONIST RODENTS

Lt. Gen. Fahd Jaasim Al-Furayj, Syrian Defense Minister, inspects forces in Qunaytra and brings the final plans to the brilliant field officers whose job it is to rid Syria of the Zionist vultures who infest its towns and villages.     DAMASCUS:  Al-Zabadaani:  It’s curtains for the Alqaeda rats.  They are all foreigners now. You can’t hear…

July 17th, 2015 12:17 pm    188 comments

IDLIB: SYRIAN AIR FORCE DROWNS ALQAEDA IN THE FLAMES OF HELL; HUNDREDS OF RATS ELIMINATED IN LATAKIA AS VILLAGES LIBERATED WHOLESALE

IDLIB:  The preparations for the assault on Jisr Al-Shughoor and the extermination of the rats inside should be very obvious to our readers because they are obvious to the rodents who infest the Syrian landscape.  The SAAF flew over 40 sorties yesterday attacking concentrations of rodents all around the Jisr Al-Shughoor countryside.  All this was…