August 24th, 2015 10:34 am    48 comments

SYRIAN ARMY DASHES DAA’ESH AND ALQAEDA AT KUWAYRIS AIRBASE; HUNDREDS OF RATS KILLED OR WOUNDED

All Syrian Military Airbases are dotted with huge reinforced hangars like this one at Kuwayris Airbase.  In the Damascus area, hangars are underground for additional protection.  The base at Mazza, which houses Syria’s fleet of MiG31 B Foxhounds, has underground hangars to protect these very valuable commodities.  This lesson was learned after the 1967 war. …

August 23rd, 2015 11:17 am    111 comments

AL-ZABADAANI: TERRORIST RESISTANCE FAILING; 56 TERRORIST JACKALS KILLED IN LATAKIA; ZIAD’S INTERVIEW WITH DR. STAGGENBORG

DAMASCUS:  There is some scuttlebutt concerning the death of the Rat King of Doumaa, Zahraan ‘Alloosh, but, no confirmation yet.  Oh, he’s going to die violently, to be sure, yet, maybe it’s not in our interest yet to see him fly off into another dimension.  You see, ’Alloosh is a doofus who leads his rats…

August 22nd, 2015 10:00 am    207 comments

SYRIA UPS THE ANTE AND SHOOTS DOWN ZIONIST F-16 BOMBER AND HELICOPTERS; SYRIA PULLS OUT ALL THE PLUGS!

DAMASCUS AND QUNAYTRA:  It had to happen, sooner or later.  The seeming diffidence of the Syrian brass had to transform into a bolder and more pugnacious articulation of Syria’s right to self-defense.  With Russia now inevitably bound to the Syrian government for reasons discussed at length on our website; and Iran, now dazzled by a…

August 21st, 2015 10:13 am    135 comments

DESPERATE TERRORISTS IN AL-ZABADAANI; TRY INFILTRATE FROM EAST; FLOP-FLOP-FLOP; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES OF RATS IN LATAKIA AND DER’AH; ZIONISTS FIRE ROCKETS AT CIVILIANS

DAMASCUS:   Al-Zabadaani:  It’s been over for weeks, but, the clean-up continues.  Remember, no deals for Ahraar Al-Shaam rats, so they have to fight on despite the handwriting on the wall which spells the word DEATH.  In an effort to help the trapped rodents, Nusra/Alqaeda executed an operation designed to break into the eastern part…

August 20th, 2015 09:46 am    100 comments

DAMASCUS: TERRORISTS OVERWHELMED IN WEST OF AL-ZABADAANI; WHOLE AREAS CLEARED

DAMASCUS:  Cleaning up can take time when the enemy knows you have no intention of showing him any mercy.  And so the SAA and the Lebanese Resistance have just completely cleared out the ‘Uthmaan Quarter and the Meadow of Special Blossoms (Rawdhat Al-Baraa’im Al-Khaassa).  Syrian Army Units have now been brought together for the final…

August 19th, 2015 10:41 am    164 comments

SYRIAN OBSERVATORY LIES AGAIN!; HRW AND AI CONFIRMED LIARS BY SYRIAN OPPOSITION; BRITISH TERRORISTS TORTURE SYRIAN CITIZENS IN TERRIFYING VIDEO; JUSTICE IS COMING TO CAMERON AND ERDOGHAN

  Has anybody been following the nonsense in the anti-Syrian media?  Just yesterday, the MI6 and British Foreign Office lackey, Rami Abdul-Rahman, (f/k/a Usaama Sulaymaan), convicted felon and agent of Zionism, spread a story about a Syrian Army barrel bomb which was dropped on a marketplace in Doumaa where the notorious terrorist ‘Alloosh and his…

August 19th, 2015 09:19 am    26 comments

LATAKIA: 8 ALQAEDA VERMIN KILLED IN KINSIBBA; 60+ TERRORISTS KILLED IN ‘IRBEEN BY SAAF; AL-ZABADAANI WITH NO RATS LEFT TO FIGHT

LATAKIA:    Kinsibba Town:  Confirmed 8 rodents killed (all foreign) after a bone-chilling assault by Syrian Armed Forces backed by PDC.  Of the 8 foreign rodents, 3 were confirmed Libyans, one, Abu Mus’ab Al-Tunisi was TUNISIAN and the rest had invalid identification.  However, the literature inside their pockets indicated origins in Chechnya and Turkey.  …

August 18th, 2015 02:45 pm    84 comments

AL-ZABADAANI 99% DELOUSED: DEFENSE MINISTRY TO ANNOUNCE COMPLETE VICTORY: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES MORE TOWNS AS CAMPAIGN TO ELIMINATE RATS CONTINUES

DAMASCUS:  We are seeing a sea change in the military situation in the Damascus area.  The rodents belonging to the major criminal terrorist gangs are unable to affect the outcome of the battle for Al-Zabadaani.   No matter how much ‘Alloosh’s psychopaths try to distract the army, it’s just not working.  As of right now, I…